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1. This weekend, a federal judge permanently blocked funding threats to providers and hospitals that provide trans youth care.
The judge also blocked "any similar policy."
Hospitals have NO excuse and must return to providing care under many blue state laws.
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I was having a real garbage day yesterday, but damn if this hasn't turned my whole ass mood around.
So now we have a biological advantage for... *checks notes* being attractive?
So they finally admit it. "Trans women turn me on! Ban them!" Fucking losers.
Seeing you and Doug ride around in the same golf cart on Mr. Beast's property is sort of the media criticism equivalent of how Vegita is sort of just *there* hanging out with everyone because there are now bigger problems.
headline: Caitlyn Jenner appeals to Trump saying she cannot travel after passport gender changed to 'Male'
After all these years of feeding innocent people to the leopards I assumed my face was completely safe!
This is so real
Exactly one year ago today:
Morpheus: Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you [debating economics with centrist dweebs]?
"Johnny Somali got sentenced to 6 months in Korean prison with hard labor"
IF YOURE IN LINE TO BULLY ICE
STAY
IN
LINE
And yeah, guys like Sam Altman and Elon and Trump are your enemies. These guys are like 1980's cartoon bad guys except that instead of JUST cackling over their convoluted evil plans they also rape their sisters and like hundreds of other kids.
What is even the POINT of his entire deal if he isn't fucking, then? Isn't this looksmaxxing nonsense a branch of incel "I'm not good enough" thinking? Why is he doing ANY of it?
imagine if you hit powerball. imagine if you find out youre the secret heir to genovia and youre really anne hathaway. imagine dragons
My favorite thing about Arby's as a restaurant is that they extrude the same energy as a man who has Given Up™
I have known multiple people who were C plot characters in big statewide/national scandals who this happened to and it's exactly as funny as the bit. Like one was super sad to find out her work friend who was an insane embezzler hated her pool parties lol
I've always held that I don't know if we live in the "worst" timeline, but we definitely live in the stupidest fucking one possible.
Warehouses on fire, Molotov thrown at Sam Altman’s house, a data center supporting politician’s home shot at — attacks on the ruling class have begun.
Every attacker will now be deemed a terrorist, that’s inevitable.
But what the ruling class doesn’t want you to know is they made this inevitable.
Thank you for your service, here is a shiny bauble to take back to your mushroom circle.
This guy's deadpan take on it had me in stitches this morning: www.youtube.com/shorts/NfRi3...
Picture of a burning hillside where a warehouse used to be A California distribution warehouse for the consumer products of giant Kimberly-Clark burned to the ground on Tuesday and an employee has been taken into custody under suspicion of arson. The sixth alarm fire required 175 firefighters to contain. A video circulating online, reportedly taken by the agreed worker shows them setting fire to several pallets of toilet paper while calmly repeating "all you had to do was pay us enough to live."
"All you had to do was pay us enough to live"
Forces of capitalism, these are the Canaries in your coal mine.
Pay attention to them.
Might be important.
Just might be.
"All you had to do was pay us enough to live"
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She lost me with the Buck Angel thing back in the day, but if she had just kept her fucking mouth shut and not posted I wouldn't think of her exclusively as "Evil Abigail Thorne".
Speak up biofams