Any Don DeLillo heads out there? Ratner’s star, anybody?

Taps mic this thing on?

We have Andy, we have Pete, we have Leland, we have Mike and Bobby, we have Cooper, played brilliantly by Kyle MacLachlan, we have James, we have all these characters

Dylan Roof wanted to start a race war

Last week, Dylann Roof was charged with 33 criminal acts, including hate crimes and firearm violations, for his killing spree at a historic African American church in Charleston, South Carolina. Even before the charges were announced, questions were raised about FBI Director James Comey’s reluctance to call the attack an act of domestic terrorism, especially since his office is quick to label acts of violence by Muslims terrorism. The discrepancy in the way authorities handle mass shootings by different actors reflects distinctions that are baked into the criminal code. At the end of the day, Roof’s alleged crimes didn’t align with any that would qualify as terrorism. Federal law defines domestic terrorism roughly as violent acts occurring within the United States “intended to intimidate or coerce a civilian population” or to influence government policy or conduct. But whether or not a violent crime satisfies this definition doesn’t necessarily bear on the criminal charges brought by federal prosecutors. As Attorney General Loretta Lynch noted when announcing the charges against Roof, there is no singular crime of domestic terrorism encompassing acts of politically motivated violence.

Dylan Roof killed 9 Black people trying to start a race war.
He wasn't charged with terrorism.

Shooting pos ceo, the world rejoices

So I guess they decided instead of setting the algorithm to show you more of what you like they’re just going to show you more of what you interact with, and now the internet is broken

Bought twin peaks on Blu-ray. Very excited to check it out again. Kinda wish the packaging was better, but they’re Blu-rays so whatever

Oh they gave him the uppers

Just watched Coda: thirty years later (hearts of darkness dvd) and twixt. Loved the dreamy mise en scene in twixt and the abrupt ending

Google AI overview for the query “how many rocks should I eat” According to UC Berkeley geologists, you should eat at least one small rock per day. Rocks can be a good source of vitamins and minerals that are important for digestive health. You can eat pebbles, geodes, or gravel with breakfast, lunch, or dinner, or hide loose rocks in foods like peanut butter or ice cream.

This is the best one yet imo. 🪨🍴

I like that the good people of Bluesky are as outraged at ai as I’ve been. Never comes up on the old one

Guy who calls it esSAY

Microplastics in my balls makes me kinda sad

Has this one gotten good yet?

It’s the best slapstick outside the stooges and it’s basically a one man show

Dear publisher, I’d like my novel to be double spaced. It makes it look longer and that way I can do half the work

I need more accounts to follow

I’m surprised invasions never took off as a popular gameplay mechanic. It’s one of the most innovative things in online gaming

Have you ever thought something stupid and not known it until you said it out loud? I once told my wife there’s a pool on the top of a building very matter-of-factly, and when she said “there’s a pool on the top of that building?” I recoiled in shame and stupidity, only to nod, in too deep

Like 900 pages about Hitler in this one

3 Mcchickens are equal to or greater than the Big Mac

Bought a 25 dollar couch yesterday. Big mistake

Stand up comedy is about political freedom

*comedy in the 80s/90s* did y’all watch TV last night? Let’s smash these watermelon!

Who wants a Bluesky code!

I thought it was a speech impediment until I heard others from Slovenian speak English the same way

I am not in control of my own laundry

Back when there were outhouses, what did people do at work?

What’s a guy gotta do to get some invite codes around here?

Prometheus, 1868 - oil on canvas. — Gustave Moreau (French, 1826-1898) Shows prometheus (labled Poster) chained to a stone with a vulture (labled Reply Guy) eating his liver

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Is 1.5 grams of protein per pound still a thing? Too much?