i don't exactly identify as a woman but i did grow up a jenna marbles stan which means i DO identify as a ✨️thirty-one year old lady✨️

what makes it funnier is my father has 10 children by 4 baby mamas so 5 of us are named Like That and then the others r called sarah, connor, tyrone, isaac and christopher.

so my mother has 5 children including me. my eldest brother is solstice, then my sister is zeppelin, my twin brother is auraelius and my little brother is delano.

you should hear the rest of my siblings names if u think mine is eccentric 😭

she is also schizophrenic and was unmedicated til my little brother was like 9 so that probably played a part

my mam did it for opposite reasons i fear we were not rich white people we were impoverished white trash and i think she thought it made us sound less like it if she gave us all Funky Names

like i'm not judging bc my government name is odelyna & one of my two middle names is belladonna so i get it i just didn't know he was in the Strange Names Club

i'm sorry is that his actual middle name

like damn sam reid is really just a dude named sam huh

sometimes when i refer to a celebrity by just their first name i get hit with a realisation that That Is Their Name. does that make sense.

this was what made sam throw his laptop across the room btw

last episode of the season will be a flashback to lestat in egypt & marius pulling him out of the dirt & it is going to end on the Those Who Must Be Kept reveal TRUST ME

if i am being actually serious tho i think we are going to get both marius and akasha reveal in the final episode and thats why they're keeping both of them under lock and key

i killed his grandma that's why they're trying to cancel me

social media user odd odderstuff KILLED marius de romanus's GRANDMA

today in "projecting my own inconsequential random personality traits onto my blorbos" i think madeline perfected a chocolate chip cookie recipe when she was like 14 & continued making it forever & still knocks people's socks off w it decades later

whoever made him cry like that is getting killed by me with a hammer

he said he has long blonde hair he didn't say it covers his entire head

he appears on screen & looks like this & nobody addresses it or treats it like it's weird wyd

until proven otherwise i WILL be peddling the theory that they've put christopher heyerdahl in the riff raff bald on top special & want it to be a surprise & that's why they won't show us marius

guys u don't understand dancing with myself is my FAVOURITE song this means more to me than i expected

the funniest part of all of this is they have decided i am a rabid antishipper who can't separate fiction and reality & thinks liking darkships makes you a nonce EXCLUSIVELY bc i keep calling marius an annoying loser bitch

this happened again. i made this tweet abt the rape and murder of celeste rivas hernandez and somebody got mad at me because they thought it was about marius.

claudia takes off a bike helmet and shakes her hair out and madeleine gets so horny she passes out

human au but armand has cotard's syndrome

crazy how much of my online fandom experience in the past 5 years has just been this

like i get the argument when people r like "no u don't understand marius buying armand from the brothel was the most feasible way to save him he basically had no other option" like yeah you're right but pertinent he had options other than "touch on that little boy" afterwards

please feel free to use "sorry i can't my internet friend turns 31 on saturday" as an excuse for everything this week

happy odd odderstuff birthday week to all who celebrate

well damn i thought i was cooking w this one i thought everyone was gonna eat it up