Who's going to be the next big Tim Noun with a big Tim announcement? 👀

TM themed... think they'll try titillating texting tasks, though?

Be honest. How many times did you rewind Hugh saying, 'you've never looked rough in your life'?

Babes, maybe Murder Bastard Bloody Mary brunch 'morrow morning?

Mark 18:9

still room for improvement

One of these tummies just doesn't belong

Chris O'Dowd should consider it the highest compliment to be compared to Mark Watson.

Making it my phone lock screen for next time I see Mark.

Google image search results for 'mark watson' including 'results' from: Wikipedia- a close up of Mark Watson's bare stomach and dickbelt; IMDb- Mark Watson, shirtless on stage with others, holding a microphone; Instagram- Mark Watson outdoors, removing his shirt; Twitter- Mark Watson from the chest up, pulling his green and yellow jacket on over his bare shoulder; Taskmaster Wiki- Alex Horne holding up his phone with shirtless Mark Watson on a video call; Facebook- Mark Watson in a kitchen, wearing only a tie, scratching his head in a way that shows off his arm quite nicely; Blue Book Artist Management- the Irish interloper, Chris O'Dowd, shirtless and tweaking his inferior nipples

I don't care what shows up when you google these new guys.

Only one Taskmaster contestant has a thirst trap game so strong that you'll need a baptism. 🙏💦

Bluesky says you're forbidden.

(It only makes me want you more.)

Better start cheekmaxxing if you want to textmog the OG CT

I want you to look at me the way Joel looks at Kumail.

You don't really want that, do you? 🥺

I'm going to be your +1, right?

There's a new serum out that claims to reverse greying without dye. The inventor should be tried for war crimes.

We'll have to change the menu to pork pies, biscuits, and beer. Think we can get that delivered?

Good call as always, old boy. Don't forget to bring the cheese!

I got a pack of temporary tattoos. Come over and we can put them on each other.

What do you think would suit me? Grapes? ...tortoise?

Is 'truly rough' supposed to be a deterrent?

I'm in Melbourne. You? Cheeky half??

"You can't hear an image"

The image:

I'm sorry to tell you this, but think someone needs to say it: I think cheeky texts has lost its slot as the cruellest solo task. It was a good(?) run.

Have fun tonight, with... them. I'll be here when you get back. I just want you to be happy, you know?

What can I say? There's just a certain way cheeky rolls off the tongue...

she cheeky on my Nando's til I text

Hey Siri, play 'Take My Breath Away' by Berlin.

What would you say to a walk on the beach? Maybe we can dip our toes in the water.

Quick question. How's it feel to always be the most beautiful person in any room?

Bad news for Jack Whitehall fans: additional reviews for 'Sucks' are in, and they're saying things like 'exquisite,' 'SO GOOD,' and 'incredible.'

So I guess we'll continue posting about this Watson guy?

(On a serious note, the person who helped write the searches is hilarious/evil. Thank you.)