BINGO

4 Hard Downs: Badminton, Draft Daze, Personal Malaise Could be apathy either way, but I care enough to beat the wheels off my kid and neighbors and this draft is serving meh

New open.substack.com/pub/itsfelde... meatballs getting back to basics and draft plus my own apathy vs malaise.

lord's work

i always ask them what they ask me for. "your healthcare plan does it cover" "your auto insurance does it have" "did you know in your state you can get" and i'm like which plan, what doesn't it cover and which state

I have been getting auto & home insurance telemarketing & I am helping all of you by wasting their time getting to rep past robo call and then getting them to explain rates before I say, "I don't know any of this, my wife does it, I have no clue what any of it costs and if it is a good or bad rate"

i am so jealus

she know what we doing. it ain't like everyone else.

What did I do now?

Haba if you can make contact

ItsFelder: #136 Double Standards vs Double Desires You. get to pick what you want

Finally figured out how to talk about this Patriots situation open.substack.com/pub/itsfelde...

I am watching my kid and her friend play badminton and my mom would be losing her mind, which is also what I am trying to stop from doing. they're so bad and don't understand this is a game of positioning not swinging as hard and missing the shuttlecock.

i had on pink linen shorts that were 5" and they tried to joke on me and i said "it is hot as shit out here you have on pants past your knees and shoulder pads, look at me, not pouring sweat and making money"

nah man, kids don't scare me at all. been to too many camps, spring games etc. "i am going to get a beer after this, you're getting on a bus"

"Nice shirt, does it come in your size" is a goat insult

Wait.

How much to NFL refs make?

@itsfelder.bsky.social

What if refs could be helpful?

@itsfelder.bsky.social’s campaign to be a scab NFL ref starts here!

pssst. Bowl starts Monday morning. You know you’re not doing anything at work right now. Might as well get those corporate matching gifts lined up, if we don’t have verification from your employer by next Friday we can’t add it to the scoreboard

400 Episodes a Podcaster, The Sports Media Wild Wild West, and Scab NFL Refs with Michael Felder YouTube video by Unanimous Decision

Insider sports media culture is weird

Felder as a scab NFL ref, who says no

Wait. 400 episodes? That’s too much, man

Happy Felder Friday

Celebrate accordingly with a better brand of sports show

It’s me and @itsfelder.bsky.social

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second sleep hit hard

I can only imagine

My wife thinks she started "it is serving ick" in the early 90s. Excuse me "giving ick"

Not working draft this year so I am chilling on that. Just Mother's Day and the business

so the Quail/Wells-Fargo tournament is on Mother's Day weekend. I often say "please find ways to make my life worse" and guess what, they do.

i will look at it. right now i am realizing my neighborhood is about to be super fucked on mother's day because of a golf tournament.

4 Hard Downs: Buffs' Buffness, Overpromising, No Specials and Redshirts Bimp Squad, My Dad and Development, again just coach

Coaches getting wild open.substack.com/pub/itsfelde...

Literally me

Only Wayne's bonus selection has missed the cut from his team heading into Sunday. He missed the cut because he's not playing.
@surber.bsky.social, @stephenhartzell.bsky.social, @itsfelder.bsky.social and Roddy all had 1 player miss the cut. Felder's bonus also missed the cut.

No excuse for interlocked fingers

None

Happy @itsfelder.bsky.social Friday

Corrections:
Corey Conners (not Connors)
@itsfelder.bsky.social 's squad was missing *Daniel Berger and had Jason Day inaccurately marked as the bonus selection. Daniel Berger is the bonus selection on the team.

Wayne's team:
Scottie Scheffler
Cam Young
Matt Fitzpatrick
Corey Connors
*Sahith Theegala (N/A?)
@surber.bsky.social 's team:
Tommy Fleetwood
Hideki Matsuyama
Xander Schauffele
Akshay Bhatia
*Viktor Hovland
@itsfelder.bsky.social 's team:
Keegan Bradley
Nicolai Højgaard
Si Woo Kim
*Jason Day
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