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here's a fun preview for tomorrow's #CharitibundiBowl

which rivalry leaderboard update prompted the following reaction

LET ME BE GREAT

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Raised so far $737,013 Our Goal $1,000,000 Total Donors 2180

and see NOW it looks like

Money Cannon 2026 Charitibundi Bowl — Benefiting New American Pathways

After a RECORD-OBLITERATING Day 1, we'd like to look at some conference races heading into Day 2. These scores are all current as of about 10:30 a.m. ET. You can follow along with our round-the-clock updating leaderboards at moneycannon.org.

RAISED SO FAR $527,893 OUR GOAL $1,000,000 TOTAL DONORS 1756

GOOD MORNING, LIGHT OF THE WORLD

$527,893

ANDIAMO

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the edsbs charity bowl has now raised more money than the entire amount the sugar bowl foundation gave to charity last year ($435,600 on $74 million in net assets)

EDSBS Charity Bowl Benefiting New American Pathways

Let's try something silly. I'm a traffic engineer, and if you donate $25 in the #CharitibundiBowl to Western Michigan, I'll answer a question you have about traffic lights.

www.edsbscharitybowl.com

Just the one, though. That's okay.

Protect Trans Kids University $66,056.18 Michigan $45,799.85 Penn State $40,596.60 Stanford $27,412.64 Washington & Lee $22,000.00 Georgia $11,705.47 Arizona State $9,273.90 Ohio State $9,105.83 Indiana $7,336.80 Texas Christian (TCU) $6,445.32

Protect Trans Kids University $65,700.31 Michigan $42,728.57 Penn State $40,410.17 Stanford $27,412.64 Washington & Lee $22,000.00 MAST $13,708.03 Georgia $10,333.98 Arizona State $9,273.90 Ohio State $8,695.20 Indiana $7,218.51

🚨 M A&T UPDATE 🚨

If you’re new to the game, M A&T University is an imaginary #CharitibundiBowl team that doesn’t appear on the leaderboard, but here’s what it would look like right now if every donor named Matt was on the same team.

Current-ish top 10 on the left, top 10 with M A&T on the right:

day 1, 4/20 4pm update: $357,562 raised for New American Pathways via 992 donors.

whew

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Lower48 Standings Alabama Alabama 4155.09 Arkansas Arkansas 423.8 Arizona Arizona State 8972.51 California Stanford 887.1899999999999 Colorado Naropa University 3695.64 Connecticut Connecticut (Uconn) 101.34 District of Columbia Georgetown 309.13 Delaware Delaware 153.98 Florida Florida 1954.35 Georgia Georgia 9575.18 Iowa Iowa 1183.5800000000002 Idaho Boise State 205.3 Illinois Northwestern 2369.05 Indiana Indiana 6208.49 Kansas Kansas State 1096.58 Kentucky Kentucky 415.76 Louisiana Louisiana Monroe 2127.43 Massachusetts Boston College 1901.1800000000003 Maryland Maryland 141.07 Maine Protect Trans Kids University 9965.320000000003 Michigan Michigan 14130.13999999999 Minnesota Minnesota 513.43 Missouri Missouri (Mizzou) 703.98 Mississippi Mississippi (Ole Miss) 265.83 North Carolina Charlotte 908.0 North Dakota North Dakota State 132.70000000000002 Nebraska Nebraska 1149.59 New Jersey Rutgers 19.18 New Mexico New Mexico State 27.63 New York Syracuse 613.71 Ohio Ohio State 4161.28 Oklahoma Oklahoma 3154.61 Oregon Oregon 290.85 Pennsylvania Penn State 2947.86 South Carolina Clemson 554.05 Tennessee Tennessee 1859.89 Texas Baylor 5132.94 Utah Utah 1709.2999999999995 Virginia William & Mary 3193.5200000000004 Washington Washington 385.99 Wisconsin Wisconsin 3331.6800000000003 West Virginia West Virginia 83.39 Wyoming Make Spencer Eat Cheese University 170.25

Insets of NE and DMV

Alaska standalone

Hawaii standalone

Charity Bowl State Champs as of 04/20/26 at 13:05:48

[grumble grumble, hail to the, grumble grumble, victors, grumble grumble]

www.edsbscharitybowl.com

A cartoon by Matt Souva of a Michigan basketball player dunking a bag of money into a cannon surrounded by fans

Michigan, reigning champions! This year, the Wolverines flexed their muscle on the court. Huge season for the women's and men's basketball teams, including a men's championship! Victors always, and Charity Bowl legends.

Be like Michigan and support New American Pathways: www.edsbscharitybowl.com

KEYS TO THE GAME The 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl will kick off (football term) on Monday morning, April 20, at 10 a.m. ET, with regular updates to follow on the New American Pathways Bluesky feed and Instagram grid. The game officially concludes on Friday evening, April 24 (although we have been known to extend the contest into the weekend in pursuit of stretch goals). The New AP Bluesky feed serves as trash talk central during Bowl week. Our team of volunteers will be camped out there for a minimum of 12 hours each day to deliver scoring updates and celebrate especially creative donations and dedications from coast to coast. Money Cannon is back! Thanks to some incredibly generous friends of the program, last year we launched MoneyCannon.org, where you can view the latest Charitibundi Bowl scoring updates, see where your team ranks in conference standings, and even create your own custom leaderboards to track. You can read more about how Money Cannon works at MoneyCannon.org/about. The Help Desk Dan is back! You can get answers to questions you can't find here, or flag any issues you run into, at our dedicated donor help desk, manned by local Atlanta hero JacketDan. You can reach him on Bluesky or by emailing dannewampathway@gmail.com. New this year: Concierge team assignment services! Don't have a college football team? Spencer Hall is here for you, neighbor. Tell him a little bit about yourself, and he'll assign you a college football rooting interest. You can reach him on Bluesky or by emailing harumphharumph@gmail.com. That's right: Spencer cares so much about this contest that he's agreed to read his own emails. Truly, we live in unprecedented times. Befinning Monday morning on, EDSBSCharityBowl.com will be your home for everything else: A portal to submit your actual donations, a running grand total display of all the money we've raised so far, and links where you can learn more about BOWL New AP and their work.

LET'S GET ROLLING:

Four years in a row losing to That Team Up North was crap. Here's $100 for each godforsaken year ($400 plus fees) for Ohio State *finally* getting back to the moral, and just way of things in football. Go Bucks.

www.edsbscharitybowl.com

GOOD MORNING.

The 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl is now live.

#CharitibundiBowl

www.edsbscharitybowl.com

Hold onto your butts

HELL YEAH

Uath Mammoth

Nothing beats that top notch Fanatics quality

I was glad to see the NHL off NBC, absolutely. However, now we get bad ESPN, and the reincarnation of NBC over on TNT (which is somehow worse than ESPN, imo). Not super!

At least regular-season ESPN+ is a great deal for hockey.

Not to pile on ESPN, but the intermission analysts not being able to pronounce the name of the Sabres goalie and laughing about it, and then Leah Hextall telling Tage Thompson, drafted by the Blues and having played a season there, that "buffalo is the only NHL team you've ever known..." is OOF.

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BEEFS ON WECK ALL AROUND

SWORDS AIN'T DEAD

Little Caesars Arena opened in Detroit in September 2017. Following tonight's Pistons loss? LCA *still* hasn't hosted a home playoff win for its two tenants.

Pistons *might* fix that on Wednesday. Red Wings... uh, working through a 10-year playoff drought. Crazy.