Here's a question for all you mind readers out there.

It’s exactly the same as how you pronounce the G in garage or in garbage. 🤭

Me: I made a model of Mount Everest.

Them: Is it to scale?

Me: No, just to look at.

Using AI and calling yourself an artist is like using chess bots and calling yourself a Grandmaster.

Checks out. 😂

technically your parents' life story is your "folks' lore"

They did!!

Pronounced Jar [Dgar logo on a black background with a red glow] 1.5.26

I was all like “Whatever bitches”

And the bitches whatevered.

Of the commercial products that managed to get featured on the Artemis II flight...

Winner: Nutella Hazelnut Chocolate Spread.

Losers: Microsoft Outlook and Microsoft Outlook.

Everything has led to you reading this post.

Spelling Bee Pronouncer: The word is “Seaward”. Seaward.

Student: C, U, N…

Spelling Bee Pronouncer: I’m going to stop you there…

Dgar Welcome

If you listened to some #DgarMusic today, we’d both feel a little better.

ffm.bio/dgar

I hate early funerals.

I’m not a mourning person.

Breaking: A recent update is deactivating SEP fields all around the world.

1/10 I have had an online stalker and harasser for the last 5/6 years that accuses me of stalking and harassing him while he makes up all sorts of mad shit and exaggerates any reaction I have to his weird bullshit - so much so he's convinced multiple of his followers to send me death threats.

You’re welcome.

Big shoutout to Judas for the long weekend!

A dragon would never explode, but a dino might.

🤘

✌️😊🤘

Pronounced Jar [Dgar logo on a black background with a red glow] 1.5.26

CONGRATULATIONS PRESIDENT TRUMP! Daniel Laruso of The Karate Kid hands Donald Trump the champion trophy. 1984 ALL VALLEY KARATE CHAMPION!

Making It Up Making It Up ~ Dgar Everybody is making it up As they go along Everybody is making it up Just like I made up this song They made up the words And they made up the rules And they made up a langua

Brand new song.

Making It Up
~ #Dgar

Tick tock

soundcloud.com/dgarmusic/ma...

#DgarMusic #indieMusic #SingerSongwriter #Indie #Rock #Music #Soundcloud

😂

After years of preparing I have finally decided it's time write a book.

A book.

...okidoki, that wasn't hard at all.

When they found all the letters I was hiding, they knew I had been cheating.

They’re never playing Scrabble with me again.

A good pun is it’s own re-word.

That’s proper hacking that is!

[Edit] No it’s not.

To the person who hacked my account, I will find you.

[Edit] No you won’t.