You okay, babe? You’ve hardly assumed everything is about you lately.

ahh yes, I forgot about Volkswagen Deal Days
time to masturbate

got a new phone so imma bug the shit out of you mfs today

the violent deaths of peter and paul.
20” x 20”
oil on canvas

american wild animals
24 x 48
oil on canvas

no idea why in the keeping land of fuck all you tagged me in this but fuck you and fuck politics.

If I ruined your day by being a complete fuckin idiot online, that’s a you problem, tbqh.

*inviting my date back to my place*

"I have two dozen eggs."

I'm sorry you lost followers when I put you in my starter pack

oil painting. 90% finished.
30” x 30”
it’s called caging beezlebub

i hope you all have a happy new year and that you let me suck your tiddies

Me: You just wanna see my tiddies.

Him: No way. I wanna see your pussy too.

it was a cold dark night

been painting this elk all day. it’s not quite finished

the broken anus
-a poem by jason jasonson

I only date medical professionals because I like my prostate checked twice a day

hi!

hi!!

hi!!

i have reason to post a selfie

men can fake it too.
*boops your clit through your ski pants.

Masturbating without Pornhub just like my ancestors did.

holy shit you guys repost art here?? that’s amazing.
*floods tl with 25 years of oil paintings

oil on canvas
5 panels. total dimensions are 48” x 60” x 1.5”
“the broken mouth”

could you elaborate?

no, I forgot what I just said

did i mandela effect myself because i didn’t make up that it was a .22
i heard it on the news. i talked about it for days.
anyway just like everything else now it’s more expensive.
this mf fixed healthcare for three dollars.

in my more than a decade on twitter/ now here, i have never asked mutuals/ followers for anything.
if you can, donate.
she’s a remarkable person and a fighter.
get in the fight with her by donating if you can, and sharing if you can’t.

to know this beautiful woman is to love her. she's an amazing soul and we need her here, with the living, as long as possible. if you can help or repost, every bit helps.

“for no reason” story of my penis

it’s a fun project because i made it hard for no reason at all.