wrong*

Kief Executive Officer DJ Smart Device is my new character i just created, and perhaps the greatest ever

Kief Executive Officer DJ Smart Device has left the building

when you hear about some shit wafting u can pretty much guarantee it'll be a scent or smell

thy name jeff

don't i know it

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cannot fucking believe that peter turbo is still making me laugh after all these years

Time-Lost Triple Platinum Banger From Another Dimension

[dame who's bad news] doctor, quickly! my rich ans emotionally distant husband was just stabbed and thrown off the building as i was away enjoying an airtight alibi!!!!

not really

yup it was all over the news

that one homie who noclips into ur room and welds thrusters to ur bed

*nods along* He hatch from egg

a group of purple minions are screaming with their mouths wide open Alt: a group of purple minions are screaming with their mouths wide open

*foaming at the mouth* they have the dutch in Minecraft! gamers know about the dutch in minecraf!!!

*seething with barely contained white-knuckle rage* i just told you its okay 😅

ok well as a gamer i know that all gamers are different and learn, or "level up" 😉 , at different speeds and thats okay!!!! ☺️👾

you are excused

ok as a gamer this is freaking hilarious to me

im gonna need some elaboration. you mean as alternate canon to the movie? or in real life while inexplicably dressed as the grinch? what are the exact parameters of this situation please?

keep yer feet on the ground

im losing it !!!!

dumped at someone else's funeral no funeral

yup

jk stands for "just 🄹o🄺ing"

au weh

no half assing that

pablo pikatschu

i need a barrel in my apartment as decor