How do I know you're not a bot taunting me?

Neal.fun "Verified Human" certificate for "Hen Bolmen"

Can you say the same @benholmen.com ?

You get what you get and you don’t throw a fit.

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@benholmen.com something's wrong with kilopx.com it won't let me make a drawing. Not even of cheese.

No fowl play this time. The talk was eggceptional.

TWEET NUMBER 15 M’ER F’ERS.

13. Never forget that Bon Iver is from Eau Claire, WI.

12. 1,000 times is a lot more times than you'd expect.

11. It's never too late to trick the world into naming a small island after you.

10. That person who cut you off probably just really had to poop.

9. Wow 40 is a lot.

8. Crepes are best when made with 00 flour.

7. Also just crepes with berries and whipped cream.

6. Like, crepes with Nutella and strawberries? Yum.

5. Not all things have to be about cheese. Crepes are great, too.

4. Sometimes you can’t have cheese and you have to accept that.

3. Gosh. Cheese 🥰

2. I love cheese.

1. Cheese is yummy.

I turn 40 today, so here are 40 lessons I’ve learned over my lifetime.

🧵

ditto

The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated

👀

In the style of “Down with the Sickness” by Disturbed…

“Burrr-ra-ta-ta-ta.”

Where?

I’ll have my people call your people.

I was thinking about taking a gander at this NYC thing, but not if they're going to let the riffraff in.

If I were a Ben and you caught me, you’d say, look at that Ben, Henning in the sun! Such a rare one. Can’t believe that you caught me.

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