If I don't bark I will literally explode
Posts by Daze
Drawing of a puppy and hearts with the caption; "I know love exists because I exist and I am full of it"
Love
Drawing of a puppy in a clown outfit with the caption; "I refuse to lose my whimsy"
Whimsy
๐จ New video: urgent message from NonCompete and @lunaoi.bsky.social re: Venezuela. Premiering NOW:
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Drawing of a puppy with the caption; "Physically I'm here but mentally I'm just a little puppy"
Little Puppy
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
Working on a shitty car with friends is one of the most spiritual experiences a human can endure
A six-panel comic wherein an anthropomorphic fox posits the following questions alongside various modes of transport. Do you want to drive around in a car all day long? Do you want to cross the Atlantic six times a month? Want to shuttle back and forth on metal rails ten times a day? Would you like to weave between cars and pedestrians for 8 hours a day? In the final two frames, he looks at the viewer and asks, "Would you like to go for a walk? You wanna go for a walk? Walk? Go get your harness! Good boy! Good booooy!"
Dog boys can hit but only if they're silly
Hellp I smoked some of the puppy weed on accident and now I'm bark bark bark bark bark bark bark
@outsidewolves.bsky.social I really want to know what the concept of a paw chastity device would get you to doodle
Fuck, I forgot how to speak straight people language
Thanks @munchpup.bsky.social โค๏ธ
What's life in the modern day without a little bit of self-loathing?
I feel seen.
So in My Neighbor Totoro, are the scenes where the girls get into the catbus soft vore?
Have y'all ever tried to reconstitute cheesecake?
BDSM is just sex for autistic people
MY BUTTHOLE, MY RULES
Where the fuck is my poppers-scented Yankee Candle?
Whoever tf in the Wiz marketing department designed these socks, you win. First prize is queerboi feet pix
Neon pink, blue and purple wigged skull holding a pink drink. Caption is "the horrors persist but so do the little treats."
Yeah it's a hacky little meme but it speaks to me this morning
es tut mir leid @roterpander.bsky.social
Eating ass with a jock strap, call it cupcakes
Bark bark bork