I see him just eating the can without bothering to open it.

I genuinely don’t believe him.

I can sum up Pete Hegseth’s comments this morning:

Hegseth called a press conference today to attack the press.

Again.

It's reverse Robin Hood.

I mean, we all know the reason starts with an “I” and ends with “srael.”

I think they mean it to be:

“The white kind of immigrants.”

Oh, he hazards a guess! Does he also reckon something?

PabloReports: Any reaction to Trump’s attacks on the Pope?

AOC: At the point that you’re attacking the Pope, who do you think has moral authority in this situation?

All doctors heal patients with glowing orbs!

Trump:
2/6-“They want to make a deal badly
3/2-“They want to make a deal badly
3/16-“They want to make a deal badly
3/24-“They want to make a deal badly
3/25-“They want to make a deal badly
4/1-“They want to make a deal badly
4-13-“They want to make a deal badly
4/14-“They want to make a deal badly

Reporters: “He’s openly threatening war crimes!”
Thune: “Well, I choose to ignore that because I’m a spineless bastard. Let’s talk about opening a Strait that was open before his bloodlust! Praise Israel! Now where’s my money?”

Right. But, when it comes to anyone who doesn’t pay their salaries they’re sharks.

Kinda my point. They’re grilling him for *any* piece of information they can use.

So, obviously if Gallego knew it should be looked into. Swalwell is a serious piece of shit. My *current* issue, after saying all that, is why do reporters start grilling people ONLY when their subject is a Democrat? I'm so tired of them being biased and partisan when journalism shouldn't be that.

Yep, he failed to realize you can only appease one of them... and that the Pope doesn't ask for appeasement.

I refuse to even consider a doctor unless they have glowing orbs in their hands!

Happy 414 Day, fellow Milwaukeeans!

CNN put together a montage of Chris Wright saying last month that "there's a very good chance" gas prices will be back below $3 a gallon by the summer, followed by a clip of him saying yesterday that "by the summer is an aggressive timeframe now"

"So it hurts, because I can think of a lot of people that *might be close* to Jesus."

Did he just admit he's not, personally, close to Jesus? That's how the sentence scans for me.

Or just walk down the street to the local gas station.

Does she know doordash made a statement already?
They already confirmed she was paid to do this commercial.

"Shout out to Trump for increasing my net worth!"

Sure. Impeachment shouldn’t know party lines.

Deleting a post doesn’t, religiously, mean “takies-backsies!”

“I don’t get my feelings easily hurt” says the person who cried over tying for 5th.

Minnesota stands strong
#minnesota #minneapolis #news

(old auto-repost btw)

Wisconsin continues to have your back and donations. We tease, but Midwest Strong. 💪 Do your best to stay safe.

Buddha still owes me five bucks!

“Hanged,” Ogles. You’re clearly imagining a sexual predator’s genital size. That tracks, though.