it should be illegal how much I love to open attachments from unknown email addresses

the thing i miss most about working in an office is i could avoid sitting near a window, never knowing about the imminent darkness really reduced the existential dread of knowing i will never get to go outside ever again for real

i am so good at being present and wearing turtlenecks

an olympian after my own heart

more people should blame me for more things

wild that we make dogs be cops

u ever lay on ur bathroom floor and think about everything ever that is bad and that is not good

u ever lay on ur bathroom floor and think about everything ever that is bad and that is not good

when u smell heat

what are u smelling fr

fr tho

someone needs to bring back ask jeeves with a custom gpt or some shit

why does everyone keep asking me about my dad

people who make wishes that are too generals if they are lucky enough to meet a genie ruin it for all of us

if that isn't just classic neighbor5 then what iss

i mean i guess i have two younger siblings

i want to hustle a maximum of 1 time, stop talking about side hustles plz, like for very specific very short term things maybe i'll do 1.2 hustles but i don't even think you can hustle like 4 times,

if i ever say side hustle throw a bag of ice on me while i sleep

in transit is like one of top 4 things i hate to read

it's better than like a text that says we need to talk and prob 2 other things but that's it

reminder to never forget

depression is that annoying friend that says it's not goodbye it's see you later

idk why so many people are always talking about ben franklin, i mean this dude electrocuted himself on purpose and said something like "in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except meath and faxes." i think he might have died before either existed tho fr

idk why so many people are always talking about ben franklin, i mean this dude electrocuted himself on purpose and said something like "in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except meath and faxes."

i think he might have died before either existed tho fr

feeling like that time my phone died and i was in somewhere virginia, no idea how to get home so i walked down the highway with no plan except maybe try to buy a burner phone? (3 gas stations had 0 burner phones). eventually i ended up at a bus stop and somehow made it home. its a complex feeling

fr tho why tf is the dc streetlight game so weak it's dark as hell here

this happened to me last year and i think about 57 times a year

me and chatgpt always solving the important problems

eye products be like "do not under any circumstances get in ur eye"...

but definitely put it as close to the eye as possible

what is art even

why didnt aim called away messsages mia messages bc u know that is aim backwards

i should be rich

fresh track and literally the album art of the decade what you waiting 4

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when you let your phone die and get actually lost multiple times in the same week