Per ESPN TV: Philadelphia is 18-0 all-time when they go up 2-0 in a series.

Yup, this is going to be a sweep.

Maybe then you tear it all down.

This is going to be a sweep, isn’t it

This game is a mess.

14 to go.

Seeing this feels like searching through my closet and finding a really old T-shirt that reminds me of past times.

Only this time, the T-shirt says “Do it.”

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Time once again for the weekly Friday tradition of SMZ3 telling me im not too good for RNG to kick me square in the junk.

Randomizer, yapping, and vibes. Come on through.

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Email received: Use ChatGPT to suggest your next Starbucks order.

Did anyone actually ask for this? Or want this?

Do WWE next

Include Guitar Hero and/or Rock Band for me

The world is also a massive dumb

To say nothing of getting extra money, too

🤪

"Just like there is no way to watch the new HBO adaptation of Harry Potter without directly contributing to J.K. Rowling’s relentless campaign against transgender people, there is no way to attend Coachella without contributing to Anschutz’s political crusades: anti-gay, anti-climate, anti-worker."

I know I probably look like a dweeb for this. Oh well. It’s more about the outlet than anything. Don’t have your mouthpiece yell daily about people stealing his stuff and we wouldn’t pay attention to the videos they steal

Fun note: I posted this clip on the other site and they downloaded it and posted it as their own clip there and also here.

LET'S GO GANDY DANCERS

Sidney Crosby (lower body), Evgeni Malkin (upper body), Kris Letang (upper body), Erik Karlsson (lower body), Ben Kindel (upper body), Bryan Rust (lower body) and Parker Wotherspoon (upper body) all won't play today, per Penguins PR. They are day-to-day.

Nice!

Is that your placemat, or that of the restaurant?

Friday at last…

So, forget everything I said this morning. Penguins win tonight, Flyers loss tonight, that locks Pittsburgh into the second seeding and home ice in the first round.

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IT'S SHOWTIME.

2.0 MODEL DEBUT.

NO IM NOT NERVOUS AT ALL WHY DO YOU ASK?!?!

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Less than 3 Hours away!

2.0 Debut stream starts at 18:00 CST!

It may take a couple more games to know for sure if Pittsburgh gets second place. Philly’s making a pesky charge.

I’d say we may know after the weekend’s home and home with Washington. PIT closes out 4-14 in St. Louis.

If the Penguins clinch second place and home ice advantage, they would likely be playing playoff games on the road during the draft. If they should somehow fall to third, then there exists a strong possibility of home playoff games during the draft.

Tomorrow at 18:00 CST, it's finally time to unveil Kalika2.0!!!

Nervous but excited to share this next chapter in streaming with y'all! I also have this fancy new schedule template that was designed by the homie @drewface.bsky.social (He's incredible!)

See you tomorrow!!

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Welp...if we actually get to Saturday, y'all get to see the Steamtown Gandy Dancers on social as the Game of the Week.

Those are some hilarious pictures, by the way