Screenshot of an android saying “let’s do this. Squirt is pee pee”

Weird first post Zuck but go off

Gunna need ya to change the ep topic to a deep dive on why that pub opted for my Nonna’s kitchen tiles

Me as each member of the group chat joins BlueSky

peacefully rotating, this is so nice

[ ⓘ 𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘜𝘚𝘌𝘙 𝘐𝘚 𝘜𝘕𝘈𝘞𝘈𝘙𝘌 𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘠 𝘈𝘙𝘌 𝘐𝘕 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘔𝘐𝘊𝘙𝘖𝘞𝘈𝘝𝘌 ]

A group of youths sagging their pants and throwing up gang signs, with the caption “Fuck Elon, All my homies use Bluesky”

When the rate limits are going down and the invite codes are going up

It’s actually a picture of the Super Mario Kart augmented reality headset from the Universal Studios theme park ride, which has Mario’s iconic plumber’s hat on top. Good joke, everybody laugh

Going to tell my kids this was the Apple Vision Pro

I’m not in the habit of repeating myself. Except when I’m saying to the bartender “another Kraken & Dry please!!!”

If I were 8 to 10 Kraken & Drys I wouldn’t want to run into me tonight I tell ya hwat

the AI thread dudes are such an exciting new genre of guy. linkedin brains in Supreme caps with thousand yard stares experiencing the frisson of creation for the first time in their lives

Mark Zuckberg, looking even weirder than normal taking a selfie wearing a combat vest for reasons I didn’t care enough to research

“Some of you are alright. Don’t go to the Metaverse tomorrow”

(Screeching microphone feedback)
PooSky. Cheers