come on man.

Seen at my LGS:

DOLLY PARTON IS WEAK ON ADVANCED SEMICONDUCTOR EXPORT CONTROLS

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

1984 calendar meme with the lady saying "the empire is at war with Persia and the Pope" and the calendar says January 1054

I've been crying laughing at this for a good 10 minutes now holy shit

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One-panel fan comic for Pokopia- Ditto (a Pokemon taking the shape of a human) and a Magikarp (a Pokemon that’s a fish) admire the sunset on the beach, cotton spores floating by in the wind. Magikarp: “I forgot that the world could be so… beautiful… thank you for bringing our habitat back to life, Ditto.” Ditto: “I’m gonna move you into a house. I’m gonna move you into a house and make you use a doorknob.”

pokopia!

nostalgia is remembering when you didn’t have to pay bills and attributing that feeling to mario

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"I thought Dandân was the boats."
"Incorrect, Dandân is the fish."

Both false. Dandân is the friends we gave a stack-induced headache to along the way

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

super mario galaxy edit reading "april - 1805. napoleon is master of europe. only the british fleet stands before him. oceans are now battlefields."

recalling when I worked at the flight school and a wayward turtle walked onto the runway and a pilot said so, then a guy in a golf cart went out there, moved the turtle, and radioed "the turtle has been revectored", a phrase that has been seared into my brain for life

browt

cant.stop.laughing

Garbodor

Forever trash. 🤍

lmao

"I wasn't drawing enough lands so I asked for deck building advice, and they said 'try running more!' Now I'm in great shape but I'm still mana screwed!"

Chinese GF has informed me this is called "scrubbing the wok" (hence why there's foamy water in the middle) and you can see a million more of these videos if you search 越野刷鍋 (off-road hot pot).

ten years ago today no one clapped

a red and pink cross stitch on blue fabric. "everything I love causes carpal tunnel" surrounded by hearts, a needle and thread, and a skein of embroidery floss.

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