Sounds like he’d either be great or terrible to have a pint with.

Ha! Thats the same job centre the Independent always use (lived next door but 1 for a few years so always recognise it).

Bill has 3 months as well then.

I’m not a doctor, but you’ve got 3 months left.

30 minutes so far on the phone waiting for DWP to sort my dole money out. Do they think I have nothing better to do?

Clearly John Swinney’s plan for a referendum is to ask the civil service directly, Starmer wouldn’t even know until it was too late.

We had close to that already in this parliament, and a cat among the pigeons isn’t a referendum.

An SNP majority has delivered one before, we need to go with precedent.

A pro Indy majority doesn’t get a referendum. The greens keep us (SNP) anchored left, and they’re needed, but for a referendum only one result lands it.

That’s also a good idea since so many of the same leanings will regurgitate each others content.

As always in politics, the dishonesty hurts more than the original issue. Lies and hypocrisy are the two biggest eff ups.

Wait, what? Scottish Labour were, themselves, briefing that they'd do such a deal around 9 days ago!

The st mirren goalie getting subbed off with concussion epitomises everything that’s gone wrong with goalie culture in the last 20 years. Be mental. Play on. You’re a goalkeeper not Neymar.

The Artemis II moon landing was fake.

Bit of a relief, that is.

Whichever two teams don’t win it will have thrown it away. All 3 teams are atrocious.

“Not required to” doesn’t mean they can’t. Your baby your rules.

I was thinking more shouting and barking at traffic off a highway in San Francisco.

You don't see that in glitter framed on the side of missiles in the Middle East.

As the world goes to shit I'm thinking maybe we needed more "Live, Love, Laugh" signs.

Haven’t called a drain a stank for decades.

DeeDee going to the moon

"The first time humans have gone to the moon since 1972"

Clearly incorrect.

Staying in bed until after noon tomorrow to avoid any April fools shite.

Worst shepherds pie I ever ate was in Philly.

Not you. The subway.

Metro.

Not you, the subway.

Tube.

Two stops on the A and change for the F to Coney Island.

I think coffee is my favourites smell.