nothing frightens me more than anything else in this world because it's nothing

View through a dirty bus window. Trees illuminated by the setting sun.

youtu.be/4MsV45E-P-E?...

Leaving for work at 5am because I wanted to be funny in school.

There is nothing familiar about the inside of this whale but the swallowing took me back. The 90's indie rock scene, books I thought I should read, too much time with the wrong person, all in boxes outside, oh shit my ex kicked me out of this whale

One day, I'm gonna fall in with the "right crowd". And, gawd, I'm gonna be cross.

I have a Robin that eats every day from my bird feeder, he’s a Robin reliant.

healing my inner torment by incorporating one bandaid a day into my diet

rearranging the hideaway in my mind to make room for more floor cushions and cheese snacks

When I was little, my parents took me to the Grand Canyon. My father kept talking about how big it was. All I could see was a bunch of rocks I couldn't reach or climb on.
Looking at my calendar for the week reminded me of that.

centering my entire personality around not having one

breathlessly waiting for the end helps it to arrive faster

when no one is calling anymore you still have your pets and that is peace don’t you think

cut my life into pieces please and thank you

A good way to leave a conversation is to pretend you dropped your glasses behind some furniture, bend down to pick them up then ninja roll out of the room, house, street, suburb, city, state, country, planet.

high intensity training

then: quickly getting shit done before the tv commercial break ended

now: quickly getting shit done before my tolerance for this work day has ended

What if we just doused
all their campfires responsibly

listening to something run really fast,
heart hammering through the forest. Maybe it’s us,

carrying coal in our pockets.

Nothing beats a Wet Poo Holiday.

don’t invite me to your party unless you have a mystery for me to solve

Schrödinger's Strait.

It’s open and closed at the same time.

I tried to call you but I couldn’t find your number in the telephone directory.

Your honor, I'd like to use the "I know you are but what am I" defense

Fridge full.
Nothing to eat.
Again.

There are some ways around not wanting to know something, but like anything with a catch there's a knowing something you didn't even know you didn't want to know so...I tricked you into eating flashcards

Photo of the sun setting behind the clouds with a golden sky and pink and dark clouds above, in the foreground is a small beach with gentle waves moving into the shore

I’m melting, I’m melting 🫠