That’s why the divers in the boats are slowly circling with what look like tridents?

Has The Grand Cheeto renamed the capsule yet?

I would like to remind the world that yes 77 million Americans voted for this man in 2024. But another 75 million Americans voted for the other candidate. There are more than 330 million Americans spread over almost 4 million square miles (10 million km sq). We are nothing like a monolith.

Yes, we cut out the polystyrene containers, but at what cost?

When it happens, it’s going to be George Lucas’ reshot Return of the Jedi celebration all over again. Multi-planet fireworks. Much tentacle waving. The deafening roar of yub yub and untigi will blanket the galaxy.

🎶 where is that little earth I once …knew 🎶

Humblebrag? I’d put that on a sandwich board, hang it around my neck, and ring a bell all day long out of sheer pride. Thank you for your service to humanity.

#ATLUTD 404 Day: “Win Not Found”

An underrated and often misunderstood banger.

My dude, this is a phase that I have actually uttered out loud myself. ✊🏽

ATL Airport update:

Walked into the building at 11:30a

Put my belt back on at 11:37a

🤷🏻‍♂️

It was, indeed, utterly delightful. Love it when a can’t miss does not miss.

Project Hail Mary: 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

if you’re really invested in watching a tv show or not respecting a boycott or whatever you could just do those things and nobody would know. nothing is forcing you to go online and list the the reasons why you’re still a good person

The performance, however

Magnificent #HWTL

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Me, every single time Steve Craig asks the stadium, “Are you ready for this . . . THE BEAUTIFUL GAMEEEEEE?!”

Never say that RFK Jr. doesn’t have a plan

🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

Sunlight dances
through the 3s
Soft winds stir
the sighing trees…

🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

It’s that lovely time of year again.

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It’s 7:30 in the morning, having some furniture delivered, and I’m fighting the urge to ask how many deliveries they’ll make today.

2006 internet: RSS feeds, forums, communities of hobby blogs, where people post about interior design, fashion, and music for free

2026 internet: sponsored content, paid partnership, buy my merch, try my supplements, invest in my crypto, click link in bio to unlock the secrets of life for $30

Chuck Norris Facts was back when the internet was a sweet summer child full of kindness and potential.

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“I shall never be ashamed of citing a bad author if the line is good.” - Seneca

When I was very young and missing school on St. Patrick’s Day because I was sick, I had the misfortune of witnessing two traumatic events in one that changed me forever: seeing a scary banshee and hearing Sean Connery sing. ‘Darby O’Gill and the Little People’ made sure I never missed school again.

My wife has mastered two of the most abused recipes in the American cookbook: whole roasted chicken and pot roast. Elite execution. Foods I wouldn’t have touched, having been hurt before, are now a delight. My children’s baselines are forever skewed.

I got it from you!

A wise friend of mine once said…