That's more deft than the industrial "Toblerphone" that I might've gone with.

Using the defective product as a pretend phone instead of pretending to exert himself trying to prying them apart, or simply pointing at them, is a bold move.

Fuck Ljinders. The wiener.

3-4

Fully expect a second half Doku masterclass of vertigo anti football wing play and bookings for anyone that even looks at him.

Exactly. Fabinho took a while too. Kerkez and Wirtz are 21 and 22. Some sad fuckers think having a few followers and living on the internet makes them the authority on everything.

We've signed some to do us for the next 5-10 years,hopefully, and they're being written off 6 weeks in.

Disappointed in Virg for not stepping on Cucurella's head when he had the chance.

Shite refs are playing god with shite yellows again.

Isak doesn’t play for Galatasaray so it won’t be given

Amen 🙏🏾

Wish I could say he was in a better place

Peak Bravo channel.

Sex from Flo there

Funny to see some that would’ve sold their souls for the transfer window we had, expecting this squad to gel overnight. Would rather throw myself down some uncarpeted stairs than read through all the essays and inquests. Never go full Dendrick.

He was always a certified mad cunt in waiting.

Get Joe in on Saturday to shore us up. Be grand. We now get to see Mama is made of in the Caoim role too.

My educated reply would be fuck the lot of them. The Ibou one wasn’t a pen but they set the bar very low with that Dom one. The Gala player bought it

WAVING

Feels like a super team of diving cunts. Even their manager has been wading imaginary cards all game.

Disasterclass from a cowardly cunt of a ref. No review of their pen. Get fucked you like Shelbyville Trossard-looking cunt.

He’s been so good

And the blondie fella’s hammy exploding in the process would do nicely.

Their scouting department is only interested in over the hill PL central midfielders.

Fuck sake. This is turning into our last post-league winning season for luck with injuries. Let’s hope Ruben doesn’t let it Peeter out. Fuck this.

Can’t believe he copied 66 in injuring Ali with a lapse.

Someone please injure his blondie diver fella.

I miss Heskey

Torreira is a twerp.