horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

Out here buying collared shirts like some kinda adult

logan really is good at this shit. at some point i know he saw crypto and said "nah i'll stick to the tried and true method of making speculation markets" and then put a charizard in a sealed plastic box, forcing me to punch an elementary school child in a target if i ever want to play a tcg again.

really enjoy the dynamic of a batter watching a called strike on the edge and hating the call, jumping in place in frustration, but not challenging

Got to say "one enema away from solving world hunger" on cable news' most watched show last night. InfoWars is already paying off.

I know it’s the epitome of Three True Outcomes but it’s so cool what Murakami is doing

MUNETAKA MURAKAMI HOMERS FOR A 4TH STRAIGHT GAME!

written by I.P. Freely

I couldn't help myself

paternal joy is cool actually

No one ever believes anyone about the past and that’s how we end up where we end up. And this is about smoking but also about so much other shit, man

One of the Sandy Hook families lives in hiding 1500 mi away from their baby’s grave due to people stalking them.

The graves of multiple children have been defaced.

One of the fathers had to submit DNA evidence to prove his son was a REAL HUMAN BEING after Alex Jones’ book said he never existed.

Oh heck yeah, Franmil Reyes in a Nippon-Ham commercial

The wheat flakes in the vanilla almond Special K are vastly inferior to the flakes in the chocolate Special K, even though there's no good reason for them to be

Phillies fan sporting a CRANKIN HOG 69 jersey during a food segment on Sunday Night Baseball

Easiest vote ever

it's over a decade old and i still think about it at least once a month

A screenshot of iOS messages showing a conversation with a user named Mom: “Please come back to the group chat. We are making thanksgiving plans and we need your input.” “As I said in the group chat, you shouldn't be using iMessagw. Signal is better Opsec. Once everyone starts taking that seriously you know where to find me.” “Gam Gam is 92. She barely knows how to use the phone she has.” “She needs to adapt”

some of y’all

“clown event still possible” put that in your pocket, I can already tell you that this is the key phrase of 2026

i would really like people to get over the idea that comedy is particularly dangerous to authoritarians. if it was we wouldn't be here.

It's a nice thought, but the evidence ain't there.

Wake me when they make a city connect jersey that's just the windbreaker pitchers wore when running the bases in the early 1990s

the idea that taxing billionaires will give us a bright new socialist future is nonsense, the reason to have a tax code that treats them with maximal hostility is because their wealth is a threat to democracy and stability

The real reason Vance thinks he knows more than the pope on Catholicism is the reason he thinks he knows more than everyone in everything: the malignant effects of Yale Law School

I hope he figures it out and pitches well for Houston. He’s a good pitcher! But I can understand the issues he’s having

Also like yeah man spare the Ra Ra hometown stuff and think that maybe a Japanese guy moving to Texas has to be insane.

It would make me insane and I’m American lol

I know people are making jokes, but I feel really bad for Imai talking about how the culture shock is so hard and he’s having a huge problem adjusting to being in the US

TYLER GLASNOW DO YOU WANT TO WRITE THE FOREWORD FOR THE 2027 ANNUAL OR AT LEAST CAN I JUST QUOTE THIS VERBATIM

If you're wondering how the blockade is landing, this has been making its way around the naval nerds today

Did you know: There's HD video of Here Comes The Pizza?