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does this to u does this to u does this to u does this to u does this to u

(erotic machine restoration video with lots of close shots of the restorer's hands lovingly touching every surface, treating every screw and bolt and widget and doohickey like precious jewelry, before reassembling it with infinite tenderness and then operating it exactly as designed) does this to u

ur in his dms i’m parasitically connecting myself to his spinal cord

everybody mad at me :( no we arent!!!! they hate me so bad :(

me when im LOCKED IN

every day i wake up and flip a coin whether or not its going to be a Type A day or Type B day

yeah

🚨 BREAKING: The Steam Sucker has malfunctioned and ripped off my cock

🚨 NEW STEAM HARDWARE LEAKS

An anonymous Reddit user has leaked the imminent announcement of the Steam Sucker. Valve has finally secured the necessary parts to suck you off and is ready to ship. This is HUGE

messing with that evil crunchy brush again #tombetching

it would be cool if i was small

jerking my shit fun style

i was into 5 for a while and then steam cloud bugged out and deleted my day one save 🥹

🫶🫶🫶

Donate to Help Jessica Start HRT and Live Authentically, organized by Jessica McCrea My name is Jessica, and I am a 30-year-old trans woman who has only recen… Jessica McCrea needs your support for Help Jessica Start HRT and Live Authentically

I can start HRT now, but I am all out of money and none coming anytime soon. Helping me fill this prescription will help a trans woman feel more comfortable in her skin!

😏

I do!

oh shit oh fuck oh no

Burn it all down we're all gonna die 🤯

He's a liar and a killer. I don't know what else to tell people, he's a rich eugenicist, he wants as many poor people as possible to die in the name of 'health.' He's a genuinely and uniquely malign figure in American life and his appointment was an act of violence

déjà vu hitting very strongly for no reason

😮!!!!

outcompeting one another on who's the fastest to give Donny what he wants whenever he wants. probably under the threat that he'll ruin their lives and they're too stupid or craven to retaliate against the 79 year old barely clinging to life enough to have his next Quarter Pounder in the war room

😮‍💨 real shit aaaaagh

Donate to Help Veronica Afford Bottom Surgery, organized by Veronica Ferrari Hi, I’m Veronica! I’m a trans woman living in Oklahoma, and I’m asking for su… Veronica Ferrari needs your support for Help Veronica Afford Bottom Surgery

ok, tho im shaking with anxiety and guilt before i even post this, i know i can't do it alone, and i owe it to myself to try. im sure it will take a while, but i've never needed something as bad as i need this. so here is my fundraiser for vaginoplasty. please share if you can

bit.ly/help-veronica

freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now

it's a matter of preventing someone like Trump but not nearly as dumb or (outwardly) narcissistic

I don’t “network,” I make friends. Other artists are not my competition, they’re my beloved peers and sources of inspiration. We all have the same goal; to share our art. I’m not gonna corporatize my human relationships with them. I am in my sandbox playing and I hope they join me.

an artwork by Spindle of the characters Asimov, a half-elf with short white hair, kissing Ottilie, a human with brown hair tight up in a bun. The composition is upside down view of a puddle showing their reflections as they kiss. Thin "light threads" are in the water, emitted from lil glowpads. (lily pads). The weather is rainy and cloudy.

kissing under the rain