a joker says " when the chips are down these - these civilized people they 'll eat each other " ALT: a joker says " when the chips are down these - these civilized people they 'll eat each other "

Watch entire ranks of MAGA shills turn their backs when it no longer suits them.

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

Really curious how their format will be, something along the daily show but whackier? Maybe a bit Eric Andre Show crazy?

10/10

Bill Murray as Phil Connors from GROUNDHOG DAY stands in front of the Strait of Hormuz: "Well, the Strait of Hormuz is closed... again..."

Again...

Fuck him

There's a war on for your mind.

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The new report on FBI Director Kash Patel cites more than TWO DOZEN sources describing his leadership as a “management failure” and national security risk.

The White House and DOJ didn’t deny the allegations, but deflected.

Patel was the only one who issued a direct rebuttal.

That speaks volumes.

I honestly prefer the end of Mussolini for all dictators.

Power to and from the people.

The Asmongold subs were a major red „im unfuckable“ flag

Why does the US want to piss off China so bad?

Why does it have the slider design from the S1?

As a european I always lol at people buying american pickup trucks and parking them in spots clearly not designed for them.

Like what, you hate fuel efficiency, space saving designs and quality assurance that much?

This illustrates the need for broad and comprehensive reforms with money in politics. We need an international “No Dictators Day” before he steps up his attack on the nation he was supposed to govern, not humiliate. 😱🤬

This man is our nation’s enemy. He must be impeached. The world is watching.. 🤺🇺🇸

🔥🇺🇦The 11th Separate Army Aviation Brigade "Kherson" demonstrated how the crew of a Yak-52 light aircraft destroys Russian Shahed/Geran drones.

What he says…

a black and white drawing of a grim reaper with a hood and skeleton arms and legs . ALT: a black and white drawing of a grim reaper with a hood and skeleton arms and legs .

Tick tock, AfD

Then stop cuddling with the AfD, fuckface

Spain has been vocal against Israel’s Gaza Genocide, so Netanyahu threatens Spain by saying “Spain is going to pay an immediate price..”. In response some of Spains famous News Anchors responded to Netanyahu on live TV 👇

🇭🇺 Magyar: Our country wants to live again. It wants to be a European country again.

Crowd chants: "Russians go home!"

BREAKING: Hungary just saw a stunning political shakeup. Opposition leader Péter Magyar says Prime Minister Viktor Orbán personally called to congratulate him on his victory, marking the imminent end to Orbán’s long grip on power.

No, just no. She clearly wasnt good enough to run back then, why would this be different in 2 years?

"I'm just gonna say it, Fuck Trump"

"I'd much rather everyone made music as opposed to going and beating the shit out of each other"

— Hans Zimmer

Share a preacher, nun or priest!

Baby on a tantrum says what?