Nothing is working apart from set pieces.

So what we gonna change Matt?

Bloomfield: hear me out...

It's like we've been Space Jammed.

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Makes me think there'd still be merit in City going back in for Wharton.

Kroos control

Anyone else thinking that Daddy Pig was one hundred percent booked in to get a vasectomy but completely forgot to go to it?

Pretty envious.

Might as well bring Teemu Haaland on.

Can't get any worse.

We are bad. Consistently just poor.

Still love this kit #LTFC

Ah yes.

No Fanne?

6"4 prolific Norwegian strikers are all the rage these days

A Norwegian one?

Like this a lot. Top fit for the wingers system it looks like Bloomfield is committed to.

Dessert cafe in Walthamstow called Fluffy Fluffy. Photo is of the store front.

Tell me you don't watch Bluey without telling me you don't watch Bluey...

I've reached an age where I now look and just think how expensive they'd be to heat when I see the Omaze houses.

A giant splodge of tempting pavement mayo next to the broken bucket of delicious Hellman's

This is not a drill. Free Mayo near Borough Market.

BYOS

That stayed hit

Like that he's testing out a few options but keeping the structure the same.

Also, given how strong he was against QPR, I like his willingness to give Nelson his shot.

Bench feels strong too.

You're a good ol' days addict aren't ya.

First thoughts on Bloomfield are that he speaks brilliantly and has managed to get a lot of people onside already. Including me.

Second thought is, I wonder if he'll continue the trend of playing our new CDM as a 9.

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The perfect line doesn't exi...

If you only read one write up about Edwards' departure, do yourself a big favour, make it this one.

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Farewell handsome Rob.

Thank you for Wembley and a season to be proud of in the Prem.

Here come the hot stepper

Sneezed twice before and twice after reading this.

Matrescence: On the Metamorphosis of Pregnancy, Childbirth and Motherhood a book by Lucy Jones. *A New Yorker, New Statesman and Daily Mail BOOK OF THE YEAR**Longlisted for the 2024 Women's Prize for Non-Fiction*'The best book I've ever read about motherhood' Jude Rogers, Observer'I kept scribbl...

Currently reading this. Hard recommend.

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