Bari Weiss won't hear your remarks about how disgusted you are with her toadying to the admin but on the other hand yes she will, these people are absolute dogs for attention and would eat their own vomit on live TV if it meant even three people would notice them

Legit thought I just saw Channing Tatum for Versace Bros.

I finally watched Terrifier last night. That clown has no chill.

returning these extra fine pens because they’re out of my league

The show was so good!

It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read

Happy birthday, Moms everywhere!

When times are tough I think “at least I’m one of Wikipedia’s rarest supporters”

not many people know this, but every microwave hosts a fraction of the divine presence and if your food is cold in the middle it's because your soul is too full of desire ☝️

More like April drools, amirite? #wakawakawaka

🙁

I don’t know much about the nba but I think New Orleans should be the Night Falcons. #pelicans

I’m jealous of these cats because they don’t know or care about what hockey is.

I am currently suffering from delayed onset all messed up from Daylight Savings Time and I appreciate your patience.

I got to pet a dog today so all in all…good day.

Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?

Me: Hey, I know we just had a serious conversation about boundaries but I want you to know you’re a very good kitty.

Ozzy: …

Me: Hey, stop eating my buttons.

Sitting here with my own rescues!

I don’t know how I ended up on the mushroom picture Bluesky algorithm but I’m just going to roll with it.

POV: you get grocery-bombed by your work crew after your health emergency. They’re calling it the snak train and I’m overwhelmed with gratitude 😭

Goofy ass black cat struggling.

Me every time I have to figure out a new social network: