I just assume Moscow sent girls to his room & whatever happened was triggered by his sense that anything goes in Russia (an idea that IIRC he talked about w Howard Stern.) The thing is, getting blackmail tapes on $$ businessman is a normal thing to happen there! It’s not an extreme idea

"We Don't Talk About Bruno" - 'Songs in Sign Language' YouTube video by CartoonBrew.com Official

I haven't heard a single post about this anywhere--
disney's had their animators reanimate some of their recent iconic songs in ASL?? here's "we don't talk about bruno"??? this is amazing???

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I didn’t believe this theory until I watched the video of him shaving Vince McMahon’s head at the WWE & then read an article about him visiting a kinky nightclub with his Russian oligarch buddies. He’s an idiot and he would def do something stupid on tape if you sent girls to his room

I only believe in one conspiracy theory and it’s the pee tape, what can I say, I’m a Russiagate deadender

You guys are making me WANT to miss an airline flight, I don’t really understand what anybody is talking about but I’m getting the vague impression it’s the sexy thing to do

Unless my friend is Jeffrey Dahmer, I am not going to complain about what I find in her refrigerator

Rod Serling stands in a glowing doorway, surrounded by the title Serling: A Journey Into The Twilight Zone with TV's First Visionary, by Alan Sepinwall

Very excited to reveal the cover for my next book, Serling: A Journey Into The Twilight Zone with TV’s First Visionary. The book will be published by Grand Central on October 13 of this year, and pre-orders are open now: www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/alan-...

the penne opticon

This is the correct answer

I Created The Best-Ever Pomodoro Timer, Just For You 🍅 It’s text-only, so you don’t have to nervously watch your time tick down

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I had trouble writing this reply to your tweet, so who am I to give you advice! But sadly you do just have to write the terrible draft, so I recommend using this simple pomodoro site and setting it for 15 minutes, then, when it's done, for another 15: text-pomodoro.vercel.app

We have this in common

Schrodinger’s Strait

Given how active the Tolkien-misunderstanders are in pushing for a right-wing surveillance state, maybe it’s not such a departure from politics that Colbert is writing an LOTR movie after late night

anyone who knew someone with pancreatic cancer knows how big of a deal this is

Okayyyy THE PITT, *that’s* the way you do a finale! Glad I saved it for a late night treat… bonus for somehow retrospectively repairing the damage done to me years ago by the ER episode Love’s Labor Lost

damn girl, are you a tiny chunk of cat food? because i just accidentally ate you off a cutting board because i thought you were a banana bread crumb. i don't think i'm doing this format right

Kash Patel’s Erratic Behavior Could Cost Him His Job The FBI director has alarmed colleagues with episodes of excessive drinking and unexplained absences.

This is a big one. Stellar reporting from Sarah Fitzpatrick. To call it a must-read is an understatement: www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

Randy Travis - On The Other Hand (Official Audio) YouTube video by Randy Travis

Pour one out for Don Schlitz, whose sudden passing is a huge loss for Nashville. He wrote or cowrote so many great country songs, including my favorite that isn't a Merle, Dolly or George song youtu.be/pJgV-TGkFeU?...

What I Saw Inside the Kennedy Center I spent 10 months working at the institution because I thought I could help protect it. What I observed there is far worse than the public knows.

Heartbreaking description of the pointless, thoughtless damage being done to the Kennedy Center. It was such an important part of life in Washington, and is now being destroyed for no reason

www.theatlantic.com/culture/2026...

“What, you’re too good for Lawrence of Arabia? Get a fucking intermission, Scorcese.” Highly recommend Bryant Park as a place to eavesdrop on people arguing about movies

"They must think that I'm stupid/Or I don't have a clue/I bet he's a commie/Or even worse yet a Jew"

This whole Trump/Pope situation led me to pull up "She Left Me For Jesus" by Hayes Carll, so at least there's THAT

Sorry I yelled “FINISH HIM” at your son’s circumcision

fox just had a banner referring to mamdani's planned grocery store as "trader zo's," and one must admit that's a good bit

Dude's a genius. Succession music, chef's kiss

The Bad video, but the gangs are the Pope and MAGA

I don't want to be a baby, but I would like someone to wheel me around the city wrapped in blankets when it's cold out

"Weird Al" Yankovic would clone his daughter at every age if given the chance YouTube video by Wild Card with Rachel Martin

Weird Al had a really stirring way of putting this in an interview last year — he'd want a version of his kid at every age running around his house www.youtube.com/shorts/Nc_Kv...