“…GONNA SWIIIIIIIIIIING… FROM THE CHANDELIEEEEEEEEEEER…

…yet

The “throwing lobs from midcourt” portion of the game has begun. bsky.app/profile/holl...

I had to check: www.aapc.com/codes/icd-10...

In honor of Khalid Hill’s rushing stats in 2016:
- 39 yards (on 25 carries)
- 10 touchdowns

#HammeringPanda4eva 🐼 🐼 🐼

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MONEY CANNON RAPID
DEPLOYMENT FORCE: ENGAGE

Can we just talk shit about actual sharks? Because sharks ain’t shit.

This should be one of the options at checkout.

✅ Yes, I would like to cover the transaction costs
✅ Yes, I would like to donate an additional $3.05 to ¡Dale!

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The Charity Bowl is like a Michigan basketball game. You get midway through the first half and you’re like “oh this is gonna be a blowout again isn’t it.”

We must not allow this naked show of benevolence to go unpunished.

Oh man, Gary is playing 4D chess here.

I was going to joke and say “you know what Wikipedia page is NOT gonna have a ‘Controversies’ section?”… but then I actually looked.

Alas.

Michigan won the NCAA
Championship Game 69-63.

Donation amount is unrelated.

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As a dipshit myself, I can ALSO confirm Gary is being a dipshit.

Hormuz messy. Drama Queen ass straight

My conspiracy theory: Michigan scored exactly 69 points in the National Championship game explicitly to break the Charity Bowl.

Super Strength, but it only works 20% of the time (and you don’t know until
you try to use it).

I have been informed that this IS the plot of Coyote vs. Acme, and my heart has never been more full.

Every day I wake up, and I spend my day hoping to be teleported to a Waffle House.

And I inevitably go to bed without having been teleported to a Waffle House.

If this isn’t a legal action-drama about Coyote’s class action suit against Acme, I’m going to be thoroughly disappointed.

The fine line between being a supportive parent and helping your child not bomb.

“What did the lemur say to the other lemur?

…

I STOLE YOUR TOOTHBRUSH!!!”

There’s a debate over the ‘hardest age’ when raising children. Some say infancy. Some say the Terrible Twos. Some say puberty.

I think the answer is “the time after the kid learns joke STRUCTURE, but before he understands what actually makes jokes work.”

Some have told me I'm too "controversial" for bocce ball.

Watch me.

How are we defining “glass” here? Like, sensible snifter, or “souvenir cup?”

Skullmaxxing

I broke down and googled “clavicular.”

This is it. I am become Ron Swanson.

incredible that the lifelong Catholic in this specific situation is The Pope

Turns out, they said it too loud.

And just as she was about to be handed the biggest and most hilarious “L” of her career… a trans woman TOOK IT FROM HER.