Happy 80th Birthday to the legendary Tim Curry! 🖤

Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Tim Curry in Clue

Tim Curry in The Three Musketeers

Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.

My HOA is two weeks away from obtaining a nuclear bomb

Large fluffy grey cat is BIG POOPS employee of the month

This guy is ALL business 😺💩

Not even 6 in the morning, and Hungarians are already lining up to vote! Hopefully get rid of Orban and Russians once, and for all! #cdnpoli

Just a gentle reminder: you don’t have to read fast, finish the longest book or have the prettiest shelf, if reading bring you peace, you’re doing it right.

I’ve given Bert the day off! I’m here until 4pm - Sally

One of my cartoons in Monday's Metro

a heart shaped container of tylenol extra strength acetaminophen ALT: a heart shaped container of tylenol extra strength acetaminophen

my favorite thing about getting older is having a wonderful long night's rest then waking up in pain because your rested too long. The human body is a wonderland.

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

If #epstein was a stranger to #Melania, what does she do with friends?

This is how Bruce Springsteen opened his concert in Los Angeles last night. 🔥🔥

Footage from @margaret_nagle on Threads.

“I did not have relations with that man Epstein.” 🤣

Happy Bunny / Zombie Jesus day!

so I was getting an x-ray today and I let out this massive fart that reverberated the table in front of the cute nurse today. These are peak moments in my life. Sorry to the nurse

I am attending the protest as a taco

that fucker is still alive isn't he?

Project Hail Mary was a cute movie. Little Rocky is adorable.

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it's getting to be about as hot as Satan's butthole outside. Stay safe out there.

This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

Imagine

History repeats…

Art by @timpsingleton

It’s as easy as shutting your effin mouth!

And did I mention… it’s free?!

#resistors #BOOST

Always remember to save your styrofoam too