The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo.
It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.
these look soooo good
love a sunny saturday despite what my pouty expression may suggest
shoutout to how my arm looks in this pic
just got an unexpected pay rise, happy friday everyone
love when you’ve had a rough day at work and then get to the tube station to find out your 15 minute journey home will now take an hour 🫠
how does one take gym selfies without unbearable amounts of shame? felt like I was committing a crime
just put creatine in my water bottle and I’m not immediately jacked? I want a refund
haaaate having no friday plans, my social appetite is voracious during BST
Am I too woke if I point out bookies are social parasites who leach off the working class and the first step towards justice is immediately shutting the gambling industry down
Best birthday gift I ever got!
went out with the girls last night
why does doechii’s song with gaga sound like a drag race finale song? big ‘hey mama ru I’m hear to slay’ energy
The whole of the UK right now
just fully crashed out in my room because I woke up early to go swimming and realised I left my goggles in the changing room
alana haim we WILL get you that best supporting actress nomination
hmm I shouldn’t drink wine on a work night
and risk getting a verruca? i think not!
feeling quite ***** but literally where does one go when g****r is so useless now
got 3 bottles of wine for easter, who wants to get crunk on a monday x
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the horrors persist
Can’t believe I’m so ill on Easter sunday. Will be taking all the wine and chocolate upstairs today x
good morning
omggg my friend used to work for this company and had many choice words to say about it
so glad i got slayyyter tickets, this album is fucking crazy
how does someone drink three LITRES of vodka and not die??
I don't really think your opinion on Harry Potter has any intrinsic moral valence, but c'mon, you should really not be giving Rowling money or attention if you care at all about trans rights, y'know? She's not an author with bad opinions, she's a full-time political activist who used to write books.
had an intro assessment at the gym today and apparently I have the flexibility of a 53 year old man 😬 just call me daddy x
Haha it’s a fitness first near me, at the gym I used to go to I never even saw a single person in the changing rooms so I was quite shocked to see so many flapping around