A lot of these MAGA and "Don't tread on me" bros have gone past the licking of boots and are now just straight up deepthroating them.

...this whole thing - from the books, to the merch, the website, the media, and all of the promotion - has been a one man job.
I'm seriously exhausted from doing everything myself, and I'm looking for representation.
I need an #agent and a #manager to help me as Bloo and Roo continue to grow.

I'm about to begin production on the next Bloo and Roo #book soon. All of the previous books in the series were released independently, and they've sold all over the world. The last release even debuted at number one on the Amazon children's books chart, which still blows my mind because...

Not one single person got in that son of a bitch's face when he said "Quiet, piggy."
Nobody said or did anything when he talked to her that way.
COWARDS. #quietpiggy #trump #8647

Be excellent to each other. Unless.... #memes #magaisacult #fdjt

Friendly reminder that no matter what Lord Cheeto, the online trolls, or your idiot MAGA relatives say, the President does NOT have the legal authority to ban early voting or mail in voting.

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

Today was the single largest day of protest in this country's history... until the next one. #nokings

I made this just for you, #jdvance. Hope it doesn't make your guyliner run.

Cowards fear comedians. Shout out to @titusnation.bsky.social for the shirt. #resist

It's ok, Donald. Most of us don't have a #nobelpeaceprize, either.
Look on the bright side, though...most of us aren't in the #epsteinfiles, but YOU are!
Slay, king. Slay.

MAGA is a cult.

Believe it or not, this is real.
My guess is it smells like ketchup, hair spray, ass, soiled adult diapers, cognitive decline, and treason. #magaisacult

If you're like me, and don't celebrate #easter, good for you. I hope you have fun doing something else.

If you DO celebrate Easter, good for you. I hope you have fun and enjoy yourself.

Unless you're MAGA.

If you're MAGA, you can go fuck yourself. 🖕🏼🖕🏼

If you think I'm talking to you, guess what? I AM. #magaisacult

And now for a ranking of the Hollywood Chrises.
For science, I will not be providing any context or explanations.

1. Chris Evans
2. Chris Hemsworth
3. Chris Pine
4. Literally anybody else in the town who's named Chris, knows someone named Chris, or can spell the name Chris.
5. Chris Pratt.

I drive a #prius, and think it would be absolutely hilarious if I put a pair of #trucknuts on it.

Will someone please send @johnfetterman.com back to the dungeon where the Goonies found him?

🖕🏼😘🖕🏼

#thirdterm, my ass. Not gonna happen, Krasnov. #fascism

A list of #countrymusic singers that are better than #morganwallen :

Johnny Cash
Dolly Parton
Jerry Reed
Kenny Rogers
Alan Jackson
Garth Brooks
Sturgill Simpson
Sylvester Stallone in RHINESTONE
Hologram 2Pac
"Screech" from SAVED BY THE BELL
And, of course, Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute

ALWAYS #punchnazis.

I wouldn't fuck Marjorie Taylor Greene with Marjorie Taylor Greene's dick.

Hey, yo, #anonymous ...on behalf of ALL of us, if you really DO have the goods that proves it was manipulated, then please release it NOW, and do so in a manner that forces the media to pay attention.

I'm with you, and support you, @aoc.bsky.social . While we're at it, how about we also end the suffocating gerontocracy?

When Adolf Hitler was appointed the 15th chancellor of the Weimar Republic on January 30, 1933, he set about destroying a constitutional republic through constitutional means. It would take him a mere... TikTok video by The Atlantic

How Hitler Dismantled Democracy in 53 Days. #resist #fascism

On behalf of Bloo and Roo, we hope all of you have a happy #saintpatricksday. Please puke responsibly. #cartoon

That's all, folks: Remaining original Looney Tunes removed from Max That's all, folks: Remaining original Looney Tunes removed from Max

One day, we're going to find out Warner Bros Discovery CEO #davidzsalov was habitually tormented by a psychopath in a Bugs Bunny costume.
The man obviously loathes #animation, and couldn't care less about film history.
This is why I will always be a collector and proponent of #physicalmedia, btw.

I'm a huge fan, and student, of #classiccomedy... so I'm very excited about appearing on the next episode of ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET THE PODCAST.
I'll be joining several other guests as we discuss the team's most beloved film, ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN. #podcasts #abbottandcostello

The only type of person I loathe more than a bully is a coward. #chuckschumer