Bring back Brian Redhead.

We already are. My old frail patients dislike winter cold, but they manage heat even less well

Too bloody right.

The trouble is that like every generation, he’ll think he’s the first to discover it.

I’m much more shocked that anyone thought that EEG measurements correlate in any meaningful way with learning

Less than the PM. Obvs. As any fule kno, the PM’s salary is the benchmark for ‘too much public money’

People of our generation shouldn’t be let loose with C21st tech.

The hubris almost impresses

Britain’s consistently wrongest man.

I’ve been a doctor for over 30 years. I’ve never seen a colleague use AI in the manner you describe.

The key word here isn’t ‘surgeon’, but ‘Lincolnshire’

Sod ‘em

How’s your evening, everyone?

Who on earth carries cheques?

And the new pope will of course be a Dei hire

My first thought too

The OP says Saturday.
You should check before accusing anyone of lying

How?

The sole brexit benefit I’ve encountered is that after a fruitless week sitting in a lorry at Harwich docks, soft fruit is occasionally now ripe on the day of purchase.
It will still be rotten tomorrow, though

Because the drop in ambient temperature in the middle of the night is the last straw for the poor exhausted little things.

Like prosciutto?
Thin and expensive?

Britain’s consistently wrongest man strikes again

I can’t even remember which side I’ve just done.

Something about the same gent who defeated Thomas something

gent, who had to wife Katherine Amelie (?) daughter of Richard something

…our lord god 1588’

Better pic?
It begins ‘here lieth buried Thomas, and ends year of my lord 1588’