im so diabolically cooked i just read plan and phlan and added the h without thinking

this is how it went down canon actually

call in sick your pay includes the ability for you to take sick days - if your work cant cope with you not being worked thats a them problem they need more staff

Chronically ill? Yes. Chronically sick as fuck? Also yes

guys im finally not sick in bed and i get to see my gf today im so excited

tomodatchi life is releasing at 12am and i have uni at 11am the next morning

i fear i will be staying up and just suffering the consequences

no like 5-8 💀

you think thats bad but the kids at my work dont know toy story

yess!! i also ended up throwing in frankenfurter, monster high and panty and stocking and the rest are free for children and last minute additions ✨

My tomodatchi life plan so far! April is my girlfriend for context. Yes I am adding Dan, Phil, Sister Daniel and Farther Phillip as different entities.

ill be so honest when i saw the rgb neon blue purple drink on the main video i assumed it was like censoring what the drink was

no they just got fucking rgb icecubes

when i figured out i was bi at age 11-12 i distinctly remember having the thought "hmm what if im not actually a girl... nah everyone thinks about that, that would just be for attention" and promptly ignoring it

its a very humbling memory

i feel like the further I get out of highschool the more my interests revert back to being 14 again

like i write hurt comfort found family and fluffy romance i feel like thats not something that is book quality 💀

i feel that # puss puss jello

my brain is always like oh no im not a good writer haha i just write fanfiction and then i realise like actually ive written fics the size of full ass length novels but still i cant bring myself to commit to a book because i feel like if i write a book it needs to be serious and profound

not dan being outed as a sappy romantic drunk bc same

probably not a good sex education but it sure was one

me because I got my sex ed from archiveofourown.com

i feel like ive gotten into the habit of tracking the days of the week by how many days until the next hard launch episode and that cant be a good thing

I dont know how long this fic will end up being but I know I need at least another 4-5 chapters to reach my arc so we will see

I knew Americans were dramatic when I found out 150lbs was only 68kg... yall be doing all that for what

can someone tell me why conservative people do their makeup *like that* like I know that you don't support gay rights because I can see nothing is blended from 2 miles aways and your eyebrows look like bricks

mind you this was like 4-8 years old I was not pulling this shit fully grown

I just remembered that when I was a child for literal years I would hold my breathe when I walked past old people because I was scared I was going to catch cancer 💀💀

how i love crk guild

i don't know why small children behave like magpies but yes child I will accept your rock/feather/sequin/button/piece of string/bead as a gift