can you put succumbing to the horrors on a resume?

they should make me but with boobs i think that would be pretty cool

the voices are upset with me because i’m not petting enough cats

one must imagine sisyphus pissing

just letting u know i’m best friends with ur cat :3

hi welcome to sex addicts anonymous it’s very brave of you to come

but please stop

pear soyjack with a pear eating hat and a pear pronoun pin and a pear shirt and a pear pride play and pears pears pears pears

two people taking a mouthful of bleach and ammonia and french kissing

me and who?

JUST LEARNED WHAT A DSM-5 IS!!!
BIG THINGS COMING!!!🚨🚨🚨👀👀🍽️👯‍♀️

gingerbread men having (gay) sex be like

“i’m gonna crumb”

i’m getting fucked and i’m gonna cum

but the only thing fucking me is life and i’m not gonna cum cause i’m on ssris

me when it isn’t a joke anymore

wait i’m actually losing my mind

i can’t believe they made the patriarchy from Barbie into a real thing

charging the vape like

a small black cat high as a motherfucker on opiates wearing a cat cone to stop her from biting her fucking feet. like what the actual fuck is wrong with this thing

her.

the voices in my head are telling me to get a full nights sleep and eat breakfast

i’m gonna cum 🤷‍♀️ idc

who else out here yearning⁉️⁉️

i’m scared

how do i win

bread go brrrrrrrrr

they call me the beaver the way i devour her wood

don’t let my big ass scare you. Im really a nice person

giving all my followers getting brain tonight

Meme of the guy that blinks and then looks shocked He is staring at the word January Then blinking and the word bad decisions with a black background Then looking at the word July

This is so accurate

good

based