Right? Not sure what universe I was in at the moment I wrote that.

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

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It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Keep Walking The Walk,Mayor Mamdani.......

I wonder if the Met Gala PTB would ever DARE take such a stand, as to eliminate the robber barons from the guest list. C'mon, Anna! It would be a great way to go out, quite the bang!

🆘 EUTH LIST‼️

TERIYAKI is full of fear, being abused will do that, now add the stress, cruelty and inhumane conditions at this shelter & you have a dog who shakes and trembles.

WE NEED TO GET HIM OUT NOW!

EAST COAST HEROES
It costs nothing 2 save him

Pls REPOST!🚨

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This, this is what sets us apart from them. 👇

#MedicareForAllNOW

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Good morning and Happy Caturday Saturday 👋

There were many parties last night if you want to review. We plan on some parties tonight so join us.

If you are #NeverTrump and follow me I will gladly boost your account. Leave a comment or meme.

Have an awesome day ❤️☮️

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WATCH — @khanna.house.gov : “ @schumer.senate.gov just voted with Republicans to send more bulldozers and bombs to Israel… you are out of touch with the base of this party and your own caucus. Step aside.”

DoorDash’s PR goes off online after White House delivery stunt The DoorDash public affairs chief responded after online backlash over a staged McDonald’s delivery at the White House.

Door Dash setting up a staged moment with Trump means I'm not using Door Dash going forward. It's pretty simple: Help promote Donald Trump and you're dead to me.

www.newsweek.com/doordashs-pr...

OMG, Please share this!! Trumps "Door Dash Grandma" who he supposedly tipped $11,000 ,is the same lady from a Nevada hearing last year! She's a MAGA paid prop!

Republicans Dismiss Concerns About Trump’s Mental Fitness “He said it was about being a doctor!” Sen. Rick Scott (R-Fla.) said of the president posting an AI image of himself looking like Jesus.

Republicans think everyone else is brainless. They are wrong. Blue Wave!

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April 14, 2026 There are signs the political game has changed in the United States since Hungarian voters rejected Prime Minister Viktor Orbán’s leadership on Sunday, April 12.

April 14, 2026

Democratic Senator Tammy Baldwin:

"This president is out of control, and Americans are paying the price...This week, we will force the Senate to debate and vote on a war powers resolution, and until this president is reined in, we will continue to force these votes."

Thank you!

👏

Good morning and happy Monday to everyone. He's batshit crazy.

Tennessee Constitution :: Article IV - Elections. :: Section 1 Tennessee Constitution

ii "All such requirements shall be equal and uniform across the state, and there shall be no other qualification attached to the right of suffrage."

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What Tennessee Isn’t a Party-Registration State. So Why Are Primary Voters Being Asked to Sign This?Voters Will Be Asked to Sign to Vote Tennessee does not register voters by party. But the state is requiring primary voters toward a more formal, more restrictive process anyway.

In Tennessee, I can ask for a primary ballet for either party, but the "rules" of doing such were always just a bit murky. Still are, but now they are adding a back door that creates party registrations. This will not be popular. #votingrights

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Dolly Parton Is the Most Popular Person in America, New Poll Finds A new University of Massachusetts Lowell poll finds Dolly Parton is the most beloved public figure in America, with net

Is it any wonder?

I have always been a huge fan of Dolly Parton. We're the same age, same height, share the same values, but she can sing better. And she has more Grammys. I've always wanted to meet her!

“Would you rather talk about Trump threatening the Vatican? Or dismantling the U.S. Forest Service?” 😕 🇺🇸

H/T @redstateupdate.bsky.social (MURFREESBORO)

This is horrifying. Are we beyond the tipping point?

Markey: "They were planning an actual genocide -- a destruction of a civilization. That's why Trump should be impeached, that's why Democrats should file impeachment articles against Trump, that's why the 25th Amendment to remove me should be invoked."

Ex Deputy National Security Advisor for Strategic Communications and Speechwriting under Obama👇🏽

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Donald Trump just threatened to unilaterally destroy an entire civilization.

Is there genuinely no limit to what Republicans will allow this unhinged, unwell man to do?

Congress must come back to Washington to rein in this dangerous behavior immediately.

I called Burchett's office this am, said I wanted to know when they were going to start acting on the 25th amendment, since the president is obviously insane.

Dolly is one of our most wonderful people, no doubt! Be well, Maddie, and thank you. 🥰

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The man is willing to keep blowing up people to make sure Epstein crimes and files go unpunished. We are being used and this country is being destroyed from within. Our enemies could not have planned it better. Pray for the people of the Middle East.

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