woke clearly falls under "I know it when I see it" rules

Goodhart’s Law xkcd.com/2899

Someone wished on a monkeys paw for him to act his age

going around the internet typing “do I have a nice hog” into every search bar I can find and getting absolutely furious

Horrible situation but the prosecution offered him 6 months I believe, what they did was refuse his counteroffer when he rejected 6 months

a chart advising that we "avoid using anti-wetland language"

❌ I’m in a slough of despond

✅ I’m in a freshwater marsh of sadness

Banana Prices xkcd.com/2892