I will NEVER spin doctors

This was originally rejected by my editor at Marvel, but it was always one of my favourites, so you get to see it here! Sunday Funnies YAY!

Interrobang punctuation mark, which combines a question mark and an exclamation point in one symbol.

Scientist Delivering Grim Environmental News is a beloved staple of these things and you nailed it. Not your fault the volcano erupted early.

The president yelling "Where are my nerds??" and the scientist being a dog with a binder would totally work in Fallout.

@tomlommel.com I'm finally watching Paradise and hear the president say "Where are my nerds?" and see this. Maybe people will start shouting "YO, WHERE ARE MY NERDS" at you in the street.

Boomshanka

On April 1, all the stables hang up pictures of Sean that say DO NOT ADMIT THIS MAN

It's no problem! I probably wasn't clear enough.

I meant that "I'll mix heroes from DC and Marvel as a subtle clue that this is a trap" probably didn't figure into the puzzle-maker's thinking. (I may be misunderstanding what you think is wrong.)

Yeah, I second-guessed myself about whether the puzzle-maker would go that deep. Settled on "no."

Not to mention the forgotten Fantastic Four member Reseed Richards

But then I second-guessed myself by wondering if the puzzle-maker would expect most players to know that, so maybe it's NOT a trap, but but but

The fact that some were DC and some Marvel is what triggered my Spidey sense for this trap.

An image of Gonzo the Great (from the Muppets) next to an image of the Jumping Man (from Twin Peaks)

There are many parallels.

have you ever noticed that kermit the frog is in the black lodge

Screenshot from The Sopranos of a character saying "Did you ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?"

If you haven't watched the show Dark (on Netflix), it's the best time travel thing I've ever seen. Just extremely well done in every aspect. (Watch in the original German, with English subs. The dubbed version is not great.)

One post that says "poetry helps" immediately followed by a different post that says "Violence is the answer."

Oops -- I need to go into my Bluesky settings and toggle off the cognitive dissonance.

Two letters, side by side. On the left is a satirical letter written by Lazlo Toth (alter ego of Don Novello, aka Father Guido Sarducci). On the right is an equally weird but real letter that Trump wrote to the prime minister of Norway.

It's getting harder and harder to tell Trump's letters from the letters of Lazlo Toth*, great American.

* Don Novello, aka Father Guido Sarducci.

I see and appreciate the fact that you left out the same "the" that's missing from the original, making your already good post even better.

Photo of a hand flipping a light switch to turn on lights.

Editing. The author said that the mighty Thor, god of thunder, is especially formidable because he can also summon lighting.

Big deal. I can do that too.

Sorry that my post bludgeoned you into illness. That’s a real hammer and sick’ll.

When I edit punctuation in manuscripts, I remove commas from writers who have too many and give them to writers who need more.

Yes, I am a Comma-unist.

Frankie Goes to Dollywood

Frankie Goes to Dollywood

Godzilla blasts King Kong’s crotch with his radioactive breath

Boy, family Christmas letters are getting weird.

An illustration showing cute fat rabbits piling into an underground burrow. There is text, part of which has been edited. The original text says "There are tunnels underground where bunnies are safe — safe" and the edited text adds "from emails"

Stay safe out there y'all