Oooh. Thanks for the info. I was thinking maybe gender, somehow? (I’ve definitely tried some defective recipes where in retrospect, it’s pretty clear the male writer is misremembering/never fully understood what his mom was doing).
not to mention 20 minutes’ cook time seems kind of low
who are these lies for
Thai Red Curry with Chicken Recipe VIDEO above. A Thai Red Curry with Chicken is one of the world's most popular curries! Make this with store bought curry paste (we give it a freshness boost) OR homemade red curry paste (the fresh flavour can't be beaten!). SPICE Level: Mild to hot BUT if using store bought paste, depends on what brand you use (Note 5). Prep Time 5 minutes mins Cook Time 20 minutes mins Total Time 25 minutes mins Course: MainsCuisine: ThaiKeyword: Red curry, Thai red curry Servings: 4 Calories: 530cal Author: Nagi Ingredients Red Curry Paste - choose ONE: 5 - 6 tbsp Thai Red Curry Paste (store bought, Maesri best) (Note 1) 1 quantity homemade Thai Red Curry Paste Extras - only for jar curry paste (Note 2) 2 large garlic cloves , minced 2 tsp fresh ginger , finely grated 1 tbsp lemongrass paste or finely chopped fresh (Note 3) Thai Red Curry 3 tbsp vegetable oil (or canola or peanut) 1 cup (250 ml) chicken broth/stock , low sodium 400 ml / 14 oz coconut milk (full fat!) 6 kaffir lime leaves (Note 4) 1 tbsp sugar (white, brown or palm) 2 tsp fish sauce , plus more to taste 350g / 12 oz chicken thighs (boneless and skinless), cut into 0.75 / 1/3" thick slices (Note 5) 150g / 5 oz pumpkin or butternut squash, cut into 1.5cm / 3/5" cubes (~1 heaped cup) 120g / 4oz green beans , trimmed and cut into 5cm/2" pieces 12 Thai basil leaves (Note 6) Garnishes (optional) & serving: Fresh red chilli slices (small chilli - spicy, large = less spicy) Fresh coriander / cilantro leaves Steamed jasmine rice
why do recipes lie like this?
*5 minutes’* prep time for a Thai curry that calls for minced garlic, fresh grated ginger, fresh chopped lemongrass, sliced chicken thighs (which we are skipping), cut-up pumpkin/squash, trimmed green beans, sliced chiles, and cleaned cilantro, plus other seasonings?!
I don’t think my sixth grade science teacher, Dick Butt, would be too happy about this season of Deadloch.
j/k he was actually a pretty good sport
Two bunnies each hold one half of a broken heart. Text reads: "let's put this thing back together bro".
Let's just do it bro
thanks, I came across that doing further scrolling after reading your post, then deflated and gently puddled on the floor
I’m sorry what
text messages, famously verbose
who is this for, man
A digital 4 panel comic. The first panel has a white cat that says "I try to be nice to everyone". The second panel has a black cat that replies with "ok now be nice to yourself." Third panel is the white cat staring in silence, and the fourth panel the white cat's expression changed into an angry one
how do you have that much free time 😭😭😭
It would be kind of funny if a shark ate them as soon as they opened the capsule.
What the… five astronauts came out??
this is where the haunt-check happens fyi
my mom can do this and I can’t even though I understand the basic principles, played flute, and can play a blade of grass 😭
it’s always fun to learn which of your friends are unexpectedly capable of doing that piercing two finger whistle thing
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY IS BED, SHE CAN’T GET TO SLEEP SO SHE IS COUNTING SHEEP. SHE IS IMAGINING THE SHEEP JUMPING OVER A FENCE P2- NANCY CONTINUES TO IMAGINE THE SHEEP ARE JUMPING OVER THE FENCE P3- SUDDENLY NANCY REMEMBERS ITS BE KIND TO ANIMALS WEEK P4- NANCY IS HAPPILY COUNTING THE SHEEP, BUT INSTEAD OF JUMPING OVER THE FENCE, NANCY IS IMAGINING THE SHEEP ARE RIDING AN ESCALATOR UP AND OVER THE FENCE
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 10,1947
a loose digital drawing of a curvy fat girlie in a bustier body suit made of red babybel wax with a pull tab half-undone down the belly. she also has thigh high boots with the pull tab partially undone
a loose digital drawing of a slimmer girlie in white fishnets with a high-neck body suit made out of babybel wax. she is pulling her pull tab up from the bottom
babybel lingerie
#art from 2022
That’s a lot!! Thinking of you 💜💛
This is true in states that pay fee-for-service, but not those that pay capitated rates (paying per member to a managed care org, whether member uses services or not). But states already had incentives to not pay for people who shouldn’t be members, so it’s still not about cost cutting.
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spookay Kelly (@kmdoublev) on twitter: "I have cleaned the house. The house is now read-only. Please do not edit the house."
our teacher had a crush on Arturo
¡DESTINOS!
I am sorry to hear you’re feeling so bad 💜 Hope you can get back to just regular bad (let’s be real) soon 💛
you get it
