Vientos does not have closet wheels. Mets third base coach actually correctly had the stop sign up for once. 🤬

Midnight in Chernobyl - my latest read, or the Mets current state of existence? 🤔🫠🙃

Catching an afternoon screening of The Christophers, I'm pretty sure I'm the only person who's not a Medicare beneficiary in this theater.

Assuming Mendy made this lineup after some Friday morning Malört.

Love being in the office for 20 minutes before getting an email about how there's an AC leak that will take several days to fix and to prepare for warmer temperatures in the office for several days, when it's already a scorcher in here. 🫠🥵🫠

Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

Marking this one down as maybe my largest tonal shift Saturday double feature of the year so far - The Big Risk (ultra bleak French Noir) followed by Shanghai Blues (color infused screwball Hong Kong romcom). Both well worth a watch on their new 📀s.

We can send four people on a trip around the moon but we can’t send four Mets on a trip around the basepaths. This says something about society.

Stuck the landing better than the Mets that inning 🤮

Illinois make a bunny challenge - impossible.

Nolan McLean threw a pitch so wicked it made Gary Cohen sound like Curly.

This is a Final Destination death sequence

Unbelievable!

Universe dictates the Mets will never have a third base coach who is not terrible at their job.

The Mets 3rd base coach malpractice never changes.

George C. Scott at the Doctor Strangelove premiere, realizing Kubrick only used the goofy takes.

omg have never seen a game-winner hang on the hoop as long as that Duke shot

That ball rolled for a full second

Absolute no show by Houston tonight.

First-half points ...

Houston & Illinois: 46 combined

Arizona: 54 points

My mom texting me - "You look like you are getting sunburned. Did you use sunscreen? 😎"

Relatedly, in this week in texts from my mom after she apparently saw me on the broadcast (reader, I was not.):

Your poster in front of a bunch of celebrating Mets after their 11-7 Opening Day win.

162-0 here they come!

Does Texas Tech know it's legal to defensive rebound in basketball?

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

IN AND OUT!

a group of young men are dancing in a park and one of them is wearing a hoodie . Alt: a group of young men are dancing in a park and one of them is wearing a hoodie . He smirks

Every moment of this Vanderbilt/Nebraska game my god

Last 4 minutes of Nebraska Vandy is going to be 🔥.

The only thing uglier than the start of this Cal Baptist Kansas game is the CBU uniforms.

Few things I love more than an arena simply erupting after somebody drills a massive 3.

Pitch location for the final at bat of the WBC semis, way low

That pitch missed by 4 inches

Enjoying a post defeat lunch at a brewery where folks are obsessed with the competitive fishing on TV?!?! 🤷🏼‍♂️