#Astros replacement players are like Spinal Tap drummers.

I can either disappoint you traditionally or we can develop a customized plan that fits your needs

Sending soothing vibes (in case that's a thing).

an elderly woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and looking at the camera . ALT: an elderly woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and looking at the camera .

I’ll have what Hungary’s having.

the 2026 Houston Astros

A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.

There is no McTry.

Impossible to disagree with a single word that Ben Rhodes (Obama era NSC official) is saying here:

The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it.

This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this.

Viral photo from some years back of a man nonchalantly mowing his yard with a tornado on the horizon .

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

We could have had the nice black lady who wanted to give loans so more people could start businesses but she had a funny laugh so LOL we're nuking Tehran

Earthset from Artemis II. I am overcome.

Susan Collins grimly standing up, walking across her office, and with a heavy weight bearing down on her weary shoulders, moving her doomsday clock from "concerned" to "worried."

i think if you tweet "a whole civilization will die tonight" you shouldn't go to the hague, the hague should get to come to you

We pack a handful of folks into a tin can loaded with explosives. The computers are running Windows and the toilet is malfunctioning. We hurl them at a distant rock. Everything about where they are is deadly. And it is sublimely beautiful, one of the greatest things we’ve done as a species. #Artemis

Reid Wiseman @astro_reid There are no words. NASA X.com [photo of the astronaut’s profile against the backdrop of a glowing blue Earth]

There are no words.

I want Obama to wear the tan suit for the funeral.

Awesome view from Artemis II this morning.

Sign for La Grange, WY.

A haw, haw, haw, haw.

My favorite story in the world.

Trump: "Sure I managed to fuck up a war of choice so badly that I gave Iran the means to permanently increase the global cost of oil & shipping by providing them w a financial lifeline they didn't have before, but at least I *also* managed to not destroy their nuclear program either."

Probably the coolest train you will see today: The Mercury (1940s)

Happy Pi Day!

Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

Maybe the most stunning statistic I've ever seen:

On the plus side, once everyone starts getting drafted they’ll have to get all their vaccines.

I read it as Crimeplot and it still works for me.

This one hits hard.