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Posts by Have My Markakis (and eat it too)

Totally normal boundaries for the four districts that include Salt Lake City, UT

Totally normal boundaries for the four districts that include Salt Lake City, UT

Yeah, that's fucking awful. If only he was a member of some sort of federal legislative body that has had the opportunity to curtail this sort of electoral district manipulation. I wonder how he would vote in such a hypothetical scenario.

Picture of SLC, UT congressional districts unrelated.

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Hulk Hogan says:
So I roll up to Johannes and I’m like“What’s all this movable type for, brother?” and he says“Well you know, dude, I’m just messing around”.And I tell him “What if you used it for books?”

Hulk Hogan says: So I roll up to Johannes and I’m like“What’s all this movable type for, brother?” and he says“Well you know, dude, I’m just messing around”.And I tell him “What if you used it for books?”

Linda Hogan says:

After the tape leaked, I was done.We had an agreement that he wouldonly sleep and/or use the n-word withBrutus The Barber Beefcake.

Linda Hogan says: After the tape leaked, I was done.We had an agreement that he wouldonly sleep and/or use the n-word withBrutus The Barber Beefcake.

Jimmy Hart, over footage of himself waving the flag while Hulk Hogan is booed by the Smackdown audience, says

The audience didn’t want Hulk anymore. They wanted Terry. It was deafening.“Boo-lea”, “Boo-lea”, “Boo-lea”

Jimmy Hart, over footage of himself waving the flag while Hulk Hogan is booed by the Smackdown audience, says The audience didn’t want Hulk anymore. They wanted Terry. It was deafening.“Boo-lea”, “Boo-lea”, “Boo-lea”

Werner Herzog, who for real is in the documentary, says

"Hulk Hogan is like a thin layer of ice upon a deep ocean of chaos and darkness.You must break its back and make it humble."

Werner Herzog, who for real is in the documentary, says "Hulk Hogan is like a thin layer of ice upon a deep ocean of chaos and darkness.You must break its back and make it humble."

Hulk Hogan: Real American (Limited Series, 2026)

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DET@BAL: Mora's homer hits top of foul pole
DET@BAL: Mora's homer hits top of foul pole YouTube video by MLB

Saw my boy Melvin Mora do it back in 2008. With a bonus Gary Thorne call.

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DET@BAL: Mora's homer hits top of foul pole
DET@BAL: Mora's homer hits top of foul pole YouTube video by MLB

Saw Melvin Mora do this back in 2008! Gah, I feel old...

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Lt Uhura from Star Trek TOS, a woman posing, wearing a red mini dress and black boots and a 60s updo

Lt Uhura from Star Trek TOS, a woman posing, wearing a red mini dress and black boots and a 60s updo

Lt. Nyota Uhura
#artsky #startrek

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The fascists will eat themselves eventually as they always need an out group. Some clown on X will absolutely start some phrenology bullshit about his "Moor-ish" brow or some shit.

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I am not sports entertained.

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a close up of a man wearing a red sweater and tie Alt: Martin Short as Clifford (1994) unable to look at someone like a normal human boy.

I'll cosign on Black Snake Moan!

I don't know if I have any that I'm truly "ashamed" of but I definitely have a few that people will give me side eye about...

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The only reason he's not dead broke in a ditch is that he inherited money-printing institutions like MSG, Knicks and the Rangers with Cablevision that even he can't fuck up enough to actually lose money with (and that's saying considering how consistently abysmal the Knicks have been).

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a man with a beard is standing in front of a stone wall holding a plate and a bowl . Alt: Do you not know Paul Bufano?

James Dolan is basically this dude if his dad handed him a billion dollars. Literally every original idea he has sucks shit and fails. Including his dogshit band.

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this is (again, with sincerity) how music appreciation and the internet at large should truly work

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Post a gif from your favourite movie from the year you turned 18.

Great year for film but I'm going with what I consider to be a great American film whose themes are timeless.

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What actions? Again, being sued for defamation and possibly losing if there is no victim on the record would actually help the perpetrator here. Now they have "proof", in a legal sense, of their innocence.

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Who have you killed with a clean conscience? I mean, there's a lot of people doing bad things out there.

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to me the pitt is a love letter to new york city – a town it lovingly accepts, warts and all. in a sense, new york is almost the show's main character

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a man in a blue shirt is holding a glass with a yellow liquid in it Alt: Doctor McCoy of the USS Enterprise NCC1701 toasting a dead cunt.

A Happy Dead Cunt Day to you sir.

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Flashbacks to Race to the Top discourse and people getting agitated over out of context worksheets because they don't understand base ten math and rather than learn with their child, they lash out.

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Also RP

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"Terrorist Porn Radicals" is the name of my noise rock band trying to play the Rivoli.

Fucking christ (no pun intended), for all the "self-hating Jew" accusations, they really do like to flirt with antisemitic "rootless cosmopolitan" caricatures of their opponents.

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a man sitting at a table drinking from a cup Alt: Kramer sitting at Monk's Cafe saying "That's a Shame" with text overlaid

I mean, the dude takes humanity as an insult so living, breathing and dreaming was probably all it took.

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Heston Kjerstad, an Asgard-ass name if I ever heard one

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lmao

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I wish the Bromo Tower got integrated into the City Connect jerseys. Considering how glorious a view you get of it from Eutaw St, it would fit so well.

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Penguin taps Bane for security and logistics. Talks with Joker ongoing.

4 weeks ago 1 1 0 0

Straight out of the John "Crushing a child's testicles is cool actually" Yoo's playbook. Even that was, as far as we know, a distasteful hypothetical.

The dehumanization shown by the Israeli regime towards its neighbors is going to lead to such horrific blowback.

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There's no rule that says a disembodied hand isn't allowed to play baseball!

Imagine Thing's strike zone.

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Don't stand there drinking coffee when a man's talking to you, Davey Boy!
Don't stand there drinking coffee when a man's talking to you, Davey Boy! YouTube video by This Is Pro Wrestling

RIP Mongo, a man who called 'em like he saw 'em

youtu.be/w7fJx3CO_nw?...

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Graph showing the increase in MLB umpire pitch calling accuracy and relative accuracy (actual vs expected) from 2015-2015

Graph showing the increase in MLB umpire pitch calling accuracy and relative accuracy (actual vs expected) from 2015-2015

Umpires have gotten more accurate as pitcher's stuff has increased in velocity and movement over the last decade. I think some fans expecting perfectly called games and some umpires unwilling to accept being incorrect has been a vicious cycle that can be mollified by the ABS system.

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