Not my kink. Although I'm fat enough to have the informed opinion that it falls on the dark-side along with the immobility goal people. That said, it is pretty sweet when a partner gets your weekly glp-1 shot from the fridge so you don't have to get up.

Surely uncaged, vegetarian fed, and free range results in a better product.

forged in the fires of mount dong

(adds to wish list)

a trailblazer!

making some poor innocent motorist another victim

extreme close up

The Fragile and Year Zero

If they get out of line, out come the pruning sheers. Gotta establish dominance

would chub4chub be considered the elite form of chaser?

Of your backlog, I really liked Dave the diver. Alan wake is pretty good for when you want to get spooky

what sort of paint would you even use to decorate them for easter?

My mother recorded the complete run of Tom Baker on VHS tapes and I watched those regularly through my childhood, so he's my guy. We only had a few 5s. Enlightenment, Terminus, Five Doctors, CoA. I think she found Tegan's accent too grating.

Adric? being his last thought hits so fucking hard

Innocent picture of me and Grifter the 9 month or so old tuxedo cat. He’s got a good stretch going

Touching hairy belly on the guest bed. You next?

I bet that would make a very satisfying thud slapped onto my face

You have a generous spirit

there'd be chocolate and pasta in there too. the pasta is there to hold the parmesan

bathroom mirror showing belly pic

Happy birthday! I cleaned the mirror and covered up a cat scratch with phone placement

The poster working a snow thrower up a driveway

The poster sweaty and weary wearing flannel back inside

I’d rather have gotten plowed, but it beats shoveling

If I do a good enough job with my tongue, maybe you can reevaluate your position on bottoming again? win/win either way I guess

BEEG

I've often thought you should come visit and use this place as your New England launchpad for a conquest of 1-hr away fat boys that I'm not bold enough to hit up myself.

you know it's a French production because they've got space frogs

the gift that gives all year round!

fill me with your watermelon seed

No :/

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