Peabo do you wanna take unlabeled pills together

Blacked out last night at the green room party and my signature hand hurts... what the hell happened?

No unwilling animals were ever harmed in the making of the Alvin and the Chipmunks films.

our bathroom is in the basement so i like to quickly walk there sometimes because it's on nice cement floors and i don't feel like im shaking the whole house

it's because you're so old now

i'd take either tbh

i had a dream last night that i was riding motorcycles with my twin

imagine rubbing the powder from that into a runic etching on a hammer

holy shit there's a hard version

pineapple soda my beloved. there's a dollar general exclusive mtn dew that's pineapple.

*presses the remote on your shock collar* Now say it again

is this that clash of clans ad everyone is upset about

Grow up Simon even I know the X-men are awesome.

He can learn it scared

Everyday I wake up and yell at my assistant

when are you going to get it through your stupid little chipmunk brain? I. OWN. YOU.

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idk it's some kinda product i had to shoot him with a tranquilizer dart and then he started immediately convulsing and foaming at the mouth so i just put him in the broom closet at the studio

got a very big contract of a pharmaceutical company to test various chemicals and whatever. i guess simon didn't get the placebo lol.

crude ms-paint doodle of moon child and his little dinosaur friend

ok that's its name. the third one.

i like the money

those insufferable little rodents... you wouldn't believe the mess they make in the green rooms! oh well! not my job to clean it up!

i get 20% of that $80

no clue what you're talking about, i'll have my lawyers get in touch with you