I'm making a custom Dance Dance Revolution chart for the Cha Cha Slide because apparently no one else is brave enough to

Oh god I just watched it last week and I've been vomiting guns ever since

VVVVVV on Steam VVVVVV is a platform game all about exploring one simple mechanical idea - what if you reversed gravity instead of jumping?

Super excited to share with you a new Irishlanguage translation of VVVVVV by @terrycavanaghgames.com

The translations were created by myself, Seaghán Ó Modhráin and Davis Sandefur. We previously worked together on the Among Us Irish language translation.

store.steampowered.com/app/70300/VV...

And now it's time for My Bottom Line

Uber: we can't make money if we have to follow the law

Google: we can't make money if we're not allowed to be a monopoly

Nestle: we can't make money without using slave labor

OpenAI: we can't make money if we can't steal

media: should shoplifters be executed?

I was sued by the John Cage estate
For being silent for a length of time
I didn’t have the rights to be silent for...

Ireland/UK duty free regulation, stating the purchase limit per person is 42 litres of beer

FINAL CALL DUBLIN TO GLASGOW
Bartender, 73 pints to takeaway, NOW!

2024 xkcd.com/2875

An otherwise middling episode, tbh

This is the same scene where Columbo throughtfully says 'Sinn Fein' and nods his head.

Do NOT ask your ouija boards any foreign policy questions for a while

posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch

our partners will use the data we collect in order to provide an individualized torture experience which is more relevant to your fears

New pots !!

Now listen, this new video by Bobby Fingers is one of the best things I’ve ever seen. Honestly. Stay onboard for some of the greatest twists in cinematic history: youtu.be/VGhcSupkNs8?...

Gumtree listing titled: Xbox one and games for sale. The body text says: My boyfriend broke up with me because I have thrush so i'm selling his xbox . It's a xbox one that comes with games . £20 ono Southside, Glasgow

Glasgow truly is a magical place

[before the discovery of electricity]

This eel is a witch

hurray! Toaster is for bread and sometimes waffles

how did it go

We must imagine Santa Claus happy

Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo,
Virgin birth doo doo doo doo doo doo,
Jawsus Christ doo doo doo doo doo doo

joy to the world

I now know what they think they should be marketing at me — and it is not flattering

YouTube's new adblock-block is making my internet life about 21% worse

All my hard drives and google drives and phone storage is running out at the same time and I don't want to deal with it all, thank you very much!!

Does anyone want a code for Bluesky

There is a species of water beetle that regularly gets swallowed whole by frogs. And while there’s a lot of things you can do to keep from being eaten, once you’re inside a frog, your options are severely limited. Generally you get digested. But this particular species of beetle said “You know, I bet there’s another way.” And it started walking. In fact, it walked through the frog’s digestive tract and out the back end. This is 100% true, you can look it up. 19 out of 20 of these beetles will simply walk out of the frog, unharmed. It usually takes them about an hour, although one beetle speed-ran the frog in five minutes, which I’m sure was very exciting for the frog. The moral of this story, if there is one, is that no matter how dark the situation, there is always a way through. And there’s always a light at the end of the frog.

Ursula Vernon's Hugo acceptance speech included this delightful anecdote-slash-metaphor-slash-encouragement. https://www.patreon.com/posts/91410900