I will riot. This was the happiest day of my school year as a book-loving kid who had an allowance and saved a little of it just for the Book Fair Day.

Also this morning:

Her to child 2: …your father is being a pendant.

Me: not so! A pendant is worn on the neck. A PEDANT is worn on the nerves.

They’re coming for Scholastic book fair.

“Today, many schools and libraries rely on books from companies like Scholastic Inc.—often filled with confusing, political, or even inappropriate messages for children.”

“Inappropriate messages” like slavery is bad, trans people exist, women are autonomous beings.

…portion of the trip involves staring at the sun. And there’s nothing between you and the sun except maybe the car in front of you.

For folks who’ve never been to DIA by ground travel. DIA is outside of Denver. Way, way outside. To get there, you drive east until you can see Kansas, and then take Peña Boulevard for like 10 miles. Half that distance is north-south, the rest east-west.

In the early morning, the eastbound…

Scene: driving my wife to the airport early this morning.

Her: …since the flight is so early, you’ll be headed the other way before the sun rises.

The universe: wanna bet?

Me: go outside, turn around three times and curse. And spit.

Traffic stops.

Sun rises.

Pop quiz, Superlawyer. There’s a brief omnibus…..

Trial courts are notorious for not letting trials end in ties.

Yep. That’s the poster’s cat now.

Fire weather. Ugh.

Fire Weather Warning issued for Denver and most of eastern Colorado for Wednesday.

Strongest winds/highest fire concern will be SE Colorado, but Denver/NE Colorado 40-50 mph gusts = rapid fire spread potential as well.

Be smart on Wednesday in particular, Colorado.

#COwx

Oh god. I watched that on my grandmother’s VHS. I think I was 12. She’d already gone to sleep.

I couldn’t stop watching it.

I also couldn’t sleep for a week after.

I fished the Yellowstone in snowier weather.

Nope. Looks about right. Subtle and subdued.

i aint' reading all that
I'm denying that tho
because I lack information sufficient to admit or deny it

The answer is where you make them start responding to requests for admission.

From the Warhammer40k community on Reddit: 10th edition Harlequins. We may no longer be a faction, or have our special rules anymore. But we’re still awesome!!!! Explore this post and more from the Warhammer40k community

It’s well on its way.

There’s a guy on Reddit who did a set of Harlequins that leaves me stunned.

Behold! Display cases. With a plastic project.

You have gone fully, gloriously, mad. That looks amazing. I’ve always loved Harlequins.

Princess Bride.
Or Star Wars.

I'm a Tau player, I'd never!

Except for the Combat Patrol Marines....

Spawn of T-Rex. Birds are badasses.

Happy birthday!

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Your reminder;

They just sell lemonade, Akiva.

Shopper to clerk, wandering the clothes section: I'm looking for calcetines.

Clerk: I'm sorry, I don't know what those are.

Shopper: Calcetines, for your pies.

Clerk: uhm. I don't know.

Shopper, seeing socks: Eso, si, que es?

Clerk: Socks? Why didn't you say so?