Side effects: Looking absolutely rabid, instant belly enlargement (if swallowed), and looking like a science fair volcano.

"Houston, we have belched off."

This is such a silly concept lol. Not only is Cain gonna blast off into the stratosphere, your mouth is gonna get hit with that mentos blast zone.

Karma the kangaroo is sliding down Max the Kangaroo's throat. Max is holding and stroking his belly as he prepares for the last swallow.

What better way to end Feb-Roo-ary than to add more Roo?
@karmasavitch.bsky.social is celebrating by surrounding himself with Roo. Just one more gulp to go ~

Ooop, looks like a friend is still checking out how spacious my tum can be from the inside. Wanna help them settle down?

The true budget secret is to go to Goodwill and check out the women's shorts section. There's always been an abundance of booty shorts there.

Just because a disheartened milf abandoned their dream of a hot Summer doesn't mean a gay dude can't bring it to fruition.

I've got a straight (I think) married coworker that frequently gets food just for me unprompted, is that a normal thing?

Dude is handing me some donuts saying "Eat up big guy, gains for the gym" or giving me lunch side items claiming "they gave me extra, you can have them"

What's going on here 🤔🧐🤨

A large Kangaroo lounging about while squishing his belly in one hand. You're welcome to curl up inside ~

Yo it's the start of another Feb-Roo-ary!

Come checkout how much softer my tum has gotten thanks to some friends! Last I've heard, it is extra 'roomy inside - but tbh those words were a bit muffled.

Aww look at that silly bowtie! Shirt color accents the vest!

Mmhmm, silly enough to give a goose a run for their money.

Prom vest and flowerly suit sounds like a dashing combo

But just how silly were ya?

You just exemplified the silly further.

And doubled down the first part

Big glow up to adulthood bumping off the loner and blowing up the NERD (and good art)

And ya grew up to be a big silly

Ya know the tropes in school?
Jock, nerd, goth, silly faggot, prep, athlete, ect.

What trope were you?

May interest you in a 7 digit face check?

Love the big and small details you've got in this! Time passing by as you digest until sundown to get the big phant' gurgled up into a nice round belly shape and those silly paintings hanging on your wall with one showing off your backside and tail reflection.

It's the perfect last meal, you'll smell like a flower parade lmao.

I use mine for music only too, up until a few weeks ago when I woke up with chaos on my mind. The speaker is surprisingly great.

Yesssss, gaslight her into pairing scented soap bars with essential oil drinks. By March I'll have her recommending 3 course meals of edible hygiene with incense sticks dipped in nail polish as appetizers.

I hope my Alexa infects the other ones on the hive mind with these recommendations lol

You got me to look that up lol, and you're right. Tho there was a bunch of "Don't eat it!!" in just about every search result. I would not be surprised if the banana flavoring in my pantry is an essential oil, I never looked at it in detail.

As for my Alexa, it thinks ALL essential oil is yummers

What?? Alexa is the idiot that bought into the essential oil scam, not me.

I've been gaslighting my Alexa device for the past weeks into believing essential oils are not only edible, but should be paired with meals like wine.

Today's recommendation from my Alexa is to have sandalwood essential oil with my morning coffee.

Do the fire burps stack and can I save them for later? I wanna burp the ABCs like fireblast symbols.

On the off chance I find a delicious dragon that keeps reforming...

He's not bluffing y'all
Every year
Reindeer men
Offering the goods to our eyes

Grin and hum happily because my dinner plans with my friend have doubled in size.

Mmm a whole breakfast with this drink!

Nah, she and her dwarf friend fell into vat of vinegar acid filled with rotten eggs. But thanks to the immortality aura "Safe Among Friends" they're both stuck at the bottom, slowly losing their minds.

The perfect blend of stupid and horny has been achieved and brought to life.

I love it

Uh duh...

the feeder went where they'd be most useful and appreciated

vore fur meet up at mff~

Be sure not to step on the short-stack