???????

“I didn’t make the terms stuff.”

“!!!!”
“No no no, that’s okay.”
“Don’t need to summon anything.”

Seems they really didn’t like that idea.

your day???
Before I said anything!”

AND THEN THEY TURN RIGHT!!
Think think think.
“Well you see uh theeee Battat I know gets very stressed when people keep pushing her buttons.”

“Soooo I was uh pushing your buttons and then realized yeahhh yeah I shouldn’t do that.”
Now they’re going up.

“I should like ask how your day was.
How’s—

“…I’m sorry.”
“Maybe you could let me use a weapon or something…??”

Kris turns to leave.
The SOUL activates and now Kris is back to facing Batts.
They walking straight towards her.

“. . .”
“I would like to apologize for everything I just said.”

Oh ho, they doubt that’ll work but now they have to play nice.
Damn SOUL.

“Was a quality tastin bowl.”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[[NC]]
“Help I made her go on a retweet spree.”

“Burnt Crumpets??
Those don’t sound too good.”
Kris belched out a bowl shard.

“I’m finished.”
…
Uh where’s the bowl?

[[NC]]
“So I’m lvl 1 and that dice is from Chap 4.”
“…”
“You know I say I have good chances-“

“Obviously.”
“How you gonna get happy dummy?”

Kris holds up a thumbs up as they kept their face in the dish.

“That’s ‘King Me’.”

[[Me when I pull the ruh roh red eye

One red eye becomes visible.
“I’m not the one dumping money for an ego boost.”
“Already run the place.
Not enough?”

“Board to play chess on.”
“You just said checkmate.”

“No Chess Board. Nuh uh.”

And into the food Kris’s face goes.

“Yeah well I still keep mine in the Light World.”

“And you have a wrong answer.”

“… For sure?”

“…”
“Hmmm”
They get a feeling God wouldn’t vibe well with the ‘Evil’ Group Chat situation.

“I don’t know… I think it has to be the three heroes only.”

“You are dice.
Dice do not have brains.”
“I’m a human. I have a brain.”
“Therefore I can be smart and you can’t.”

“Nope. I’m here now.”
They smile.

They nod in agreement with a cowbell sound effect.

“Are you stupid???”

“Share more wisdom.”