being stepped on is very hot but also that’s less to do with the feet and more to do with how it makes me feel like i could be killed at a moments notice

lowk half the reason i want bottom surgery is ofc crippling dysphoria. the other half is so i can fuck out in nature whenever i want

oh you would? okay…

and i have glasses, you wouldnt hit a he/him with glasses would you?

i've taken people's complaints into account. it/its is dehumanising and uncomfortable for people to use, i'm sorry for making people doing it

that's why i'm switching to he/him [smiles in crossdresser]

no i write all the messages manually

or do it better. i personally have 74 Feeld accounts where i impersonate Abi but they all only ever message each other to talk about Bond films

"i'd rather be sucking" bumper sticker

ABC Cancels Mormonism

ABC Cancels Mormonism https://theonion.com/abc-cancels-mormonism/

too much lore to give it justice in a skeet

i need more trannies to care about reality tv because i am losing my mind with the gossip

so when is the cancelled season of the bachelorette gonna leak, i demand my slop

you have such a beautiful relationship

i’d rather use the driftwood for the table then honestly

i hope it’s not one of those trendy “deconstructed” restaurants, i can’t be fucked to build my own table

top surgery and bottom surgery are all well and good, but when can i get strange surgery and charm surgery?

i think you might be a dog

it’s an honest, simple, aristocratic life

queer baiting as a tranny is one of the few joys we have

to say that my existence is at odds w the world is to engage in the same logic as those who seek my genocide. what ur saying is that i dont belong here

There is still time screenshot from I saw the tv glow but it says lock the fuck in instead

It looks like you’re trying to measure the combativeness protrusion of a dutchman, would you like some help with that?

monkey’s paw curling

she now supports jared polis

insurance appeal to cover trache shave has to go through by wednesday morning or i have to reschedule and i’m so normal and calm about this and don’t want to go scream at my HR for lying to me about coverage

🫂

finally watching the substance and it is reaffirming my belief that cis women are the most AGP women

CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES

i think it’s gonna be the sound of the summer