Man i love spinning meat

Their fate lies in YOUR 🫵 hands!
The poll is over on my Instagram, go vote NOW!

GET EM

i've been away all day what did i miss

Sure why not

anytime someone tells me they use snapchat and they're over the age of 20 i get really suspicious of them and I view them differently

it's nothing but a bunch of loser ass dorks spouting nonsense lol i'm so glad to be off of there

Artist! Quote with your blue art!

There’s definitely blue here 😅

he has hatred in his heart

"He's just a guy" is sending me

Heracross my BOY

Very real for having Gliscor in that line up

an MAJORLY underrated game

Okay here's a pokemon one for the gang

seems its about that time of year

mood

Wife: "Babe, we gotta finish this gallon of milk by tonight it expires tomor-"

Me, who's about to chug the whole thing:

kids so they rely on the internet to keep them at bay while they can enjoy time to themselves.

It's wild that at the school I work at i'm seeing kindergarteners and 1st graders obsessed with tiktok trends and wildly inappropriate memes

as someone that gained unrestricted access to the internet when i hit my tweens, yeah that shit is damaging lmao

I'll never forget going over to my friends place and him showing me liveleak videos.

unfortunately it's a product of our current society. Parents being too tired to engage with their ..

shit you're right

I say this mostly in jest but now the idea that someone out there ships football players or football teams is kinda funny

there's gonna be folks livetweeting the whole finale with no shame lol

*slides a crunchy $1 bill toward you*

Does THIS....change your mind?

with sports fans i don't gotta worry about them writing a 12 page dissertation about me for not liking a specific character or shipping.

We just fist fight like old times.

lowkey, we gotta do something about folks that consume media in the most unhealthiest ways because its just gotten worse with each passing year

Like i know it's been like this for decades (i.e. star wars nerds) but it's wild i'd rather be surrounded by sports fanatics than fans of TADC

ip man changed me as a person

My wife, just now: "yeah my friend made me watch Ip man 1 and Ip man 2 once"

Me, whipping around: "wait so you haven't seen-"

Wife: "I DON'T WANT TO WATCH IP MAN 3"

the icon || the artist || the work 🌭

Marios Movie 3
Your move Nintendo

Now make Danny Devito Wario, Nintendo. That'll make the 3rd movie the best in the series.