It’s begun

Hands Off protests at Denver State Capitol, April 5, 2025.

Hands Off protests at Denver State Capitol, April 5,

Hands Off protests at Denver State Capitol, April 5,

Hands Off protests at Denver State Capitol, April 5,

Denver, CO. Saturday, April 5th.

A crowd in 1000s is seen under the archways of a building in a main square in Pittsburgh

Pittsburgh. 👏

#HandsOff

(📸Mike Mikus)

This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this.

There are basically no cops here, just tens of thousands of people orderly protesting our fascist government from the New York Public Library to Madison Square Park. Volunteers are moving people in the right direction. It’s beautiful.

I have never seen anything like this in NYC. 5th Ave covered from 42nd St well to the 20s. Nobody prepared for this volume. Volunteers are holding the traffic on all the side streets. No police in sight. #handsoff

Person who's only lived through three era-defining crises before: "getting some era-defining crisis vibes from this"

Mariners dismast selves, lose 4-1 nearly on the wrong side of history

"Today we’ll determine which sea shanty best fits each Seattle Mariner that appeared in this game. Maybe tomorrow we’ll share risotto recipes."

- The @lookoutlanding.bsky.social game review from last night. At least we know how to deal with bad baseball.

It's here, the bold predictions game. So bold, so very bold.

a German word for the sorrow of realizing a 2-seed is done messing around against a lovable underdog that was making it a game for a bit

A small truth:

"It's All Coming Back to Me Now" is the best Meatloaf song that isn't a Meatloaf song.

"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" is the best Céline Dion song that isn't a Céline Dion song.

was considering a joke about how this headline only makes sense on ESPN, but did my due diligence and learned that cats have achilles tendons, they sometimes rupture, and a Veterinary and a Comparative Orthopaedics and Traumatology study examined 21 cases of Achilles repair in cats

I have been Merlin Bird App pilled

Amazing to see so many scientists standing up for science and advocating for research around the world yesterday! We won’t be censored!
#standupforscience @standupforscience.bsky.social

100% doing a Demolition Man rewatch tonight

may fuck around and live skeet it

Thrust into unemployment, axed federal workers face relatives who celebrate their firing Scrambling to replace their health insurance and to find new work, some fired federal workers are running into another unexpected unpleasantry: Relatives cheering their job loss.

“I’d like to see him sifting through spiny naiad in 120-degree weather looking for parasitic snails. He’s the one that goes golfing on the government dime. I don’t even know how to golf.”

A person holds up a sign that says “this is not” with a picture of a normal distribution

We love a stats joke. This means “this is not normal” (get it? Normal distribution? Get it?)

A person in a mask holding a painting that says “hands off my transgenic mice”

At @standupforscience.bsky.social and the signs are statistically significantly excellent

So it really doesn’t matter if Castellanos belongs in right?

Christian Walker has been scratched from the Astros' lineup with left oblique soreness. Walker missed more than a month last season with a left oblique injury.

"in my day, we didn't have obliques." -- John Smoltz

JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

Junior Caminero multi-HR game szn

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

Purple NotGraphs racing minivan when?