I read recently that he had offers from elsewhere, including from Manchester United, but he turned them down.

I was just questioning that myself. It is wrong isn’t it?

I hope The Sunday Papers weren’t some kind of pop group.

Dennis Waterman on Little Britain.

You’re lucky they even bloody read the instructions. They never read mine. Pricks.

I’m not sure they actually like their own kind either. These are the types of anger-filled loons that would happily punch anyone at all during a night out.

I wish someone would proofread these things. It really takes away from the point when you’re talking about ‘louncils’, ‘suspendions’ and ‘flapship’.

Well that just sounds like a horrible cross between Peter Mandelson and Richard Madeley 😄

Don’t fret.

𝐆𝐞𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 is a British sitcom about George Roper and his wife, who dreads going back to work “down the mill.” George lazes about while his wife fights to keep them respectable, with the threat of the noisy factory driving their rows, schemes, and comic chaos in Peacock Crescent.

Who wants to learn Roman Numerals? I for one.

“The MIB said someone in the UK was affected by uninsured or hit-and-run drivers every 20 minutes.”

I’d be really pissed off if this person was me.

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Separately, there’s also this:

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Thanks for the Adam Buxton tip. I’m miles behind on his podcasts so I’ll definitely look that one up.
I’ve liked and subscribed, liked and subscribed.

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I did! So good. I’ve recently been rewatching Fonejacker and Facejacker, which is what brought this to mind. Dufrais Constantinople deserved his own show 😄

Is he a Brian Badonde tribute act? 😄

Oh hell. I’ve never used any kind of social media, or even had access to the internet, and I aim to keep it that way 😄

Snuffle and Fossick, from their 1990s show.

Did you have a stroke whilst you were typing that? 😆

Fiona Bruce please. The Tory twat.

If there’s one thing I wouldn’t want, it’s my inner circle being torn apart.

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Storeys. It’s bloody STOREYS! And “one of the tallest building in local area”
Not ‘buildings’ but ‘building’. And they have the audacity to say that they can help people to write an objection.
Anyway, they can piss off, the selfish pricks.

Is George Henderson a verb that I’m unaware of?

“The gang, originally from Albania, were linked to eight burglaires in Cheshire…”

Burglaires sound much posher than burglaries, but then I suppose they are when they’re done in Cheshire.

I do the same, and the bonus is that the money is taken from my wages before the tax is calculated.

One Love is excellent.